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[littleone-shay]

i hate tumblr. sorry for cussing.

this community is becoming too damn much. cant even regress anymore on tumblr because y'all are attacking me for reblogging something with Dom in it and for what i was tagging things. i get it, youre upset, but dont come fucking after me thinking thats gonna solve anything. this community is fucked up, thanks for everything. y'all make yourselves seem so loving and caring but really you're all just nasty and cant be adults about things. instead of making people block me and putting me on block lists, talk it out like an adult with me and block me if YOU dont like ME, not make others not like me.

regression and little space is supposed to be stress free, but instead you have so many communities with so many rules its too damn ridiculous. see ya tumblr

[lmaonade]

no offense but i’m a cat i’m a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance 

[fluffysheeps]

King of the monsters 👑🦖

[thebootydiaries]

you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

[skinofmilkandhoney]

😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.

[thebootydiaries]

my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic

[skinofmilkandhoney]

Omg… your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.

[thebootydiaries]

He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , don’t think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6’4 getting chicks daily . Don’t ever call my head a pin again

[valkyrie-ironhand]

You don’t know how human biology works, do you?

[thebootydiaries]

If I don’t know how biology works then why is my son a chick magnet pulling hoes left and right ? how did i raise his testosterone level to that of a wild moose hunting for his doe during mating season ? talk to me about biology when ur son learns to breed with deer

[littleone-shay]

when people are so offended they cant just understand sarcasm and a joke

[iraffiruse]

[littleone-shay]

look at my Christmas leggings 😍 super soft and warm 💜😍

[daddybug420]

Caregiver headspace

*Searching for bottles and sippy cups scattered around to make sure they’re clean

*Putting all the crayons back in the box, and putting bandaids on the broken ones

*Cutting up various foods into tiny pieces

*Getting songs from kid’s shows stuck in your head

*Giving stern looks, but being secretly amused inside

*Chasing down a little one for bathtime

*Giving pushes on the swing

*Stomping around and looking under blankets during hide-and-seek

*Walking by the toy aisle and feeling a desperate urge to spoil

[princesspinch]

It’s officially spooky season p.2

[khaosbabie]

That Caregiver Feel

When your little sends you pictures of themselves just being the cutiepie they are and your heart starts exploding like omg you’re the most precious tiny thing I’ve ever laid my eyes on please let me hug & hold you close for eternity you innocent flower blossom baby you !!!!

[littleone-shay]

i wish..

[sunshine--babydoll]

“Little” flirting is so weird and cute.

It’s not like “I find you really attractive”

It’s more like “I trust you to pick out the best stuffie for me to snuggle with tonight”

[allerted]

CG flirting: ‘’I really want to read you a bedtime story’’

[sunshine--babydoll]

Little flirting: “I want to share my snacks with you!”

[allerted]

CG flirting : ‘’We can stay up past your bedtime’’

[sunshine--babydoll]

Little flirting: “I’m not falling asleep!! I promise. I’m watching the movie with you!!”

[tinystuffiebaby]

My most favorite little show!!✨

[bigbroteddy]

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[littlebbpoohbear]

Dinner

Little: *sittig at dining room table, swinging legs back and forth, and blowing raspberries/mouth bubbles*

Carer: *looks around the corner* baby?

Little: *looks over at carer and squeals happily*

Carer: that’s my good baby. *brings sippy cup in with plate of mashed potatoes and something of your choice* ready for dinner little one?

Little: *nods excitedly and kicks legs harder*

Carer: good baby. *takes spoonful of mashed potatoes and holds it up to your mouth* open wide, here comes the plane! *makes plane noises*

Little: *opens mouth and eats mashed potatoes*

Carer: *pats little’s head and pecks their cheek* good baby

[old-itty-bitty-emi]

Age Appropriate Tasks

Do you work all day? Does your baby feel guilty for not doing “enough”? Here are some tasks for regressors of all ages to complete, and maybe earn rewards doing!

Ages 0-3:

🍼 Take a nap!

🍼 Eat 1 serving of fruits and veggies

🍼 Get dressed (1 onesie/cute outfit, cute socks, no PJs all day)

🍼 Put back toys

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Ages 4-8

🐣 Color a picture

🐣 Draw you and themselves (can be stick figures)

🐣 Take a nap (if needed, some won’t sleep without you)

🐣 Draw the alphabet

🐣 Write a small story about what they did today

🐣 Put back toys

🐣 Put away dishes

🐣 Practice counting instead of tantrums

🐣 Get dressed

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Ages 8-15

🐥 Do their homework

🐥 Study something new

🐥 Clean their room

🐥 Get dressed (weather appropriate)

🐥 Make themselves a meal (soups and pasta dishes are really good and easy for beginners)

🐥 3 small chores (vaccuum, clean litter box, put away dishes, etc…)

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Always remind your regresser how good they are! Even on days when doing any of this is too hard.

Happy caring~!

[itsybitseybaby]

✨Help me stay in little space all day! ⭐🌌

⭐My cg deciding what I’m going to order/eat for that meal

⭐Telling me to use my manners/ say excuse me

⭐”Hold my hand babygirl”

⭐ Passively telling me what to do

⭐ “Why dont you go color daddy a picture sweetie?”

⭐ “Go sit down baby, I’m gonna put on a little show while I make you a snack”

⭐ Helping me eat/ making sure I’m healthy

⭐ “You need to eat that last bite or no dessert”

⭐ “What did you eat today little one? oh let daddy make you something to eat!”

⭐ “I’m gonna go run a bath little one, tubbie time is in ten minutes”

⭐ Ask me little questions throughout the day

⭐ “Do you know what color that sign is baby?”

⭐ “What shape is that little one?…good girl!”

⭐ Teach me things/ tell me fun facts

⭐ “Baby, did you know the sun makes all the tree grow big and strong!”

⭐ Don’t let me do anything big

⭐ “oooh no little one, baby’s shouldn’t be using scissors”

⭐ “ Let daddy do that for you ❤” 

[littlest-moved]

🎀🐻daddy! lookie at my bear!! do you like him?🐻🎀