dumb bitch headquarters

chaotic neutral ENFP bipolar pansexual human disaster she/her/hers/shedonealreadydonehadherses

[dogpuppy]

[gayteensupreme]

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

[gayteensupreme]

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

[hi-drunk-im-dad]

uuuuggggggggggGGGGGGHGGGGHHGH

[nintendo-wheee]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

never played stardew valley so before looking at the tags I was willing to accept this was a real life political scandal

[cats4cancer]

Still alive... still working on my diploma...

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

when I choose the most popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: oh hell yeah I chose the correct response. I am going to get a good grade in tumblr poll, a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve.

when I choose the least popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: I am a tastemaker. a trailblazer. avant-garde. the uncultured masses cannot fathom the secret depths of my genius.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[heavensenthousepet]

when the subtitles have slight inaccuracies like synonyms and asynchronous abbreviations/lengthenings to what's actually being said

[whirlearler]

bro you are acting straight up delightful right now. yay ! you are my delight Bro

[unalivejournal]

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

[catsuggest]

[liberalsarecool]

What are the odds?

[alphalesbian]

awow. awow. awow. Awow. awowAwowawowAwow awow awow awow. bup bup bupbup bup bup bup bup bup. if you even care

[alphalesbian]

btw. if you even care btw. btw

[pipebombgf]

[mysteriouslyhopefulstranger]

@aroyalbirb

[aroyalbirb]

Love them sm

[teathattast]

[itssjanedoe]

[s-h-a-s-e]

[goodfriendo]

i wonder what they're gossiping about

[jmawork]

had to draw them

[bloedgetuige]

'let him cook' has positive implications for the act of cooking but being cooked is problematic. this tension, where agency is the necessary qualifier for goodness, replicates the fear of being penetrated,

[charl0ttan]

critical support for ben and jerrys because holy shit

[femtien]

what happened

[charl0ttan]

[homebrewhousehold]

OH YEAH WAIT ONE SEC lemme reblog this so i can find it easier on my phone. i get their ads on snapchat ALL THE TIME and they're so fucking awesome dude it's epic. one sec.

[homebrewhousehold]

ben & jerry's gives me hope. so so much hope that i desperately need.

[evilkitten3]

unfortunately, jerry has left the company in september and idk if he's doing anything else yet, but ben started ben's best blnz some time ago, an npo which sells weed in an effort to combat the damage from the war on drugs (former senator nina turner and rapper killer mike are involved in this. board of trustees, i think?)

check it out here: https://bensbest.com/

[emistalking]

They have been doing something else! Since Jerry left the company, both he and Ben are running a campaign to free Ben and Jerry's from Magnum and Unilever (who are controlling their right to speak on social issues, and also currently receiving the money from those buying Ben and Jerry's as far as I'm aware.) They've launched a website where you can read more about their campaign:

https://freebenandjerrys.com/

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Tumblr 2015: omsqueeeeee *ovaries exploding*

Tumblr 2025: OUGHHH MY PENITS EXPLODED

[ashbelero]

On account of the gender transition

[ivy-michaels]

On account of the gender transition

[thememedaddy]