This Used To Be A Search History Account

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Coran: You all get to feed each other!

Lance: *looks at Keith* can Keith feed me?

Keith: What?

Lance: What.

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Ered: I have an idea and it’s very uncool. It’s not illegal, technically, but it’s still a dick move.

Nerris: I love it.

Spacekid: I’m a car.

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I literally logged out and forgot my password

But now I’m back

To troll a person I hate

Don’t hate me pls qwq

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Ram: Tell the whole world that we’re bros

Kurt: Alright

Kurt, whispers in Ram’s ear: We’re bros

Ram: Why’d you whisper in my ear?

Kurt: Because you’re my world

Ram: Bro

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I’m just going to slowly disappear now. Forget this account even existed please :)

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Sasha: You stupid fuck!

Tabii: You god damn bitch!

Sasha and Tabii: *Continues to argue*

Neil: So do you just stand here and watch while this happens?

Erin: Pretty much.

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Transuki theory

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Preston: *kisses Max’s cheek*

Max: What the fuck was that?

Preston: Affection.

Max: Disgusting.

Preston:

Max:

Max: Do it again.

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Harrison: Neil.

Neil: Yes?

Harrison: Breathe if you think I’m cute.

Neil:

Harrison:

Harrison: Neil you’re turning blue-

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Tabii: Hey Neil, do you want to go out on a date with me?

Neil: Tabii wh-

Tabii: GREAT! *grabs his arm and runs*

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Harrison: The moon is beautiful tonight

Nerris: It really is

Nikki: We should tell them that’s a tortilla you threw at the window

Preston: Please no

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“Being cute is really hard because even when you’re angry, people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw you’re so cute when you’re angry” like, no. Stop. Recognize my power.”

-Tabii with two eyes

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Daniel: Prepare for trouble

Jen: And make that double

Max: *Dressed as meowth* THIS IS FUCKING STUPID

Daneil: *pours koolaid on Max* Now say your line again

Max: Fuck you

Jen: Good enough

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Max’s thoughts during school

Max: Why

Max: What would David do if he had a gun

Max: When’s lunch

Max: The fuck is this

Max: Why are you here

Max: What if I stood up and Mr.HoneyNuts JR fell out of my pockets

Max: Don’t touch me

Max: Ugh

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Max: Sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like some people do

Max: But can they do THIS? *stands up, blacks out for a second*

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Scotty: It’s rather muggy today, don’t you think?

Max: I swear to god if I look outside and all our mugs are in the grass I’m going to kill you.

Scotty: *Sips tea from a bowl*

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Preston: ONE MORE JOKE!

Max: oh god..

Preston: What’s the general’s biggest chore?

Max: I dunno, what?

Preston: WASHINGTONS OF LAUNDRY!

Max: why are you like this??