It is important you tickle him until he gets hiccups do you understand? Now go! Go! Go!

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@hiccupologist
It is important you tickle him until he gets hiccups do you understand? Now go! Go! Go!
Where can I find your writing!!!!!
all of my publicly available writing is posted here under the tags “kinkfic” and “kinkfic wip” c:
unrelated to the ask, but I am always hesitant to share my writing since
I feel it’s much more telling of my id and based on personal preference; erotica is highly subjective and a lot of the things I find sexy are things that show up frequently on lists of things people hate to see in smut
it tends to be repetitive in theme since I’m neurodivergent and a capital F Fetishist
I hardly ever finish anything and I always hope it will encourage me to finish my projects if I tell myself I can’t post them anywhere until they’re done, but mostly it just leads to them being abandoned and never seeing the light of day
but if people here are actually interested in it, I would certainly enjoy posting more excerpts, since I have lots of material!
the end of xmen red and the beginning of marauders totally ruined my brain by introducing the concept of jean being In Charge of cassandra
nothing is more homoerotic than telling another woman you’re going to be personally overseeing her rehabilitation
cassandra being completely unused to the physical mechanics of crying so whenever she gets sufficiently upset she gives herself the hiccups from hyperventilating while sobbing
it’s a normal anatomical feature for human women
pov: your weird boyfriend has to wear a sweater today because he’s noodle-shaped and still visibly bloated from the Torments you put him through last night
i fucking found the lost media holy shit
the past is a foreign country
i fucking found the lost media holy shit
some relatively subtle indigestion art as practice using alcohol markers on proper drawing paper
I have a very strong cuteness reaction re: how whenever Peter wears a suit in the comics, the pants are always just going to be floods because he’s a lanky little freak. anyway, it’s canon that he likes to eat and drink to excess on special occasions, and also that he sleeps sprawled out like a cat.
I’m also fascinated by the idea of people who are embarassed by their hiccups losing their inhibitions when drunk and then being horrified in the morning, or blacking out the memory and only being aware of what happened via video recording or secondhand recollections. or hiccuping loudly in their sleep and waking up and realizing that everyone was able to hear them.
Current status of Cassandra Steele and her Beat Stick (a baton seems very in-character for her; it’s classy, brutal, and vaguely British in a transatlantic fashion), serving as a baseline that we may need to reference back to soon, considering that Cassie has already had her first inklings of possibly being a xenofurry
Hard enough to stop a bullet, you say? Disabling chemicals??
Why does your character look like their natural walking candor is goose-step
because Cassandra is unfortunately AFAB (assigned fascist at birth) in canon
Current status of Cassandra Steele and her Beat Stick (a baton seems very in-character for her; it’s classy, brutal, and vaguely British in a transatlantic fashion), serving as a baseline that we may need to reference back to soon, considering that Cassie has already had her first inklings of possibly being a xenofurry
Hard enough to stop a bullet, you say? Disabling chemicals??
I just want to say to you all that I was inking some fanart to post here last night but it was so insanely hot and humid that the page borderline disintegrated and it was an immensely frustrating experience that made me sit on my bed and wonder for a good while about whether the invention of written language was stymied at all in wet climates
but anyway, I shall redraw it better and sexier, for the spirit must persevere to jork its indomitable peanits another day!
play my vaporware erpg, we’ve got all your favorite sexy npc archetypes;
Oh My God, That Man Has Been Cut In Half
Dommy Mommy Victorian Matron
But Why Mechanical Spider Legs?
Prematurely Aged Parasitic Twin Cyborg Baddie
Oh, That’s Her Skin
Two Bodies But Not The Way You Think
He Looks Amazing And Should Realistically Be Super Dead By Now
Oops, All Pestilence!
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Too Many Venetian Masks
so you know how when cats lick rabbits, they both think they’re the one in control because cats see grooming as a display of dominance, but rabbits see being groomed as a display of dominance? that’s essentially how my life cycle works, except replace “licking” with “the power dynamics of envelopment vs penetration vis a vis The Devourer”. it turns out a lot of people are really into the idea of, like, intimately possessing someone by swallowing them, but then suddenly their tune changes just because said individual isn’t digestible in the chemical profile of their internal environment, and a lot of discussion is had about deception and promises and the like.
look, “Doctor” or whatever meaningless human honorific you go by; I told you that if you consumed my flesh, it would grant you godlike cosmic insight and transform your body into the next phase of humanity. we’re still doing that. buy some big boy pants in the maternity department and pull them the fuck up, man.
my kinksona will never actually appear as an NPC in a ScienceQuest game since I’m so aegosexual that I don’t even want him interacted with or seen, he haunts the narrative like an unpopular bonus character in undertale