surprise haku he wont kno wht poked him in the butt literally xoxo happy xxxmas uvuuu no need to thnk me ilu ovo <333 /throws chocolate at u

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surprise haku he wont kno wht poked him in the butt literally xoxo happy xxxmas uvuuu no need to thnk me ilu ovo <333 /throws chocolate at u
there he go slide down the pole there he go slide down the pole /chucks pennise at/ I WISH FOR A HAKU OF MIEN V OWN FOR XXXMAS ;A; CAN U GIV ME PLS
"I can show you where to find a Haku of your own, just come over here for a second. If you start to see a bright light, that's natural too."
MOMOCHI
"Moron."
OMFG UR FIRST NAME IS MOMOCHI DSJFKLDSF MOMCHJLKIJ MOMOFHCI JSKDFDLS
"Are you damaged in the head?"
"Huh, is it really that time of year?"
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It hadn't taken long to clear out the teams playing sport on the school oval. They had been reluctant to leave, at first, but Kubikiribocho was an excellent negotiator. The coach had cursed him and laid down useless threats but all at a "safe" distance. Morons, if he could be bothered to kill them then there wouldn't have been anywhere left that was safe.
As it was, Haku was off at some lesson. Nonsense, really, the lengths that brat went to to fit in. Whether or not it was part of his guise, or if he actually enjoyed it was irrelevant; Zabuza had a bunch of cowards to teach. After all, when he had filled out his forms he had demanded he teach swordsmanship. He had been wounded back then, but now that he was up to scratch it was the best chance to see who he was up against. There had been the mentions of noteable swordsmen in the school, but he doubted very many of them would drop by to take lessons. No, he would be getting the weeds.
Back in his "regular" classroom there was a sign instructing students on where to proceed for lessons. He had set up a chalkboard and training dummy on the field and could see anyone who wished to approach. Likewise, they could see him with ease. This lesson had nothing to do with stealth, all Kunais and Shuriken saved for more cowardly lessons: if a student was coming this close they wanted to learn how to kill a man with a sword.
So why the hell was this cheerleader coming towards him?
"I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and we're doing a story on adults who try to meet kids for sex. Why don't you go ahead and have a seat right on that stool for me please."
"For the love of- where is little Miss. Secretary-in-training? Haku, you can deal with this idiot."
zabusa sabusa! i-i rly liek u so... [blush, swallow hard] um.. i got u a present 2 show u how much u mean 2 me ; v ; [holds out cane] ik ur gettig old so i got for you to supoort ur bk an hips uvu i hope u liek eet bc its to show my loff 4 u <3 [stands there awkwardly before throwing cane at your feet] ok bye [scuffles off]
"I've seen some pretty stupid kids before, but I have to admit that this is a whole new level. Congratulations, moron."
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PSST! I need to get some activity into the really scary zerby rawr and such and I want some new threads get the literativey juices flowing so who wants to RP with me pls? :'3 Giving away starters to good home.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU THINK HAKU IS BEAUUUUTIFULLLLL
"I think the kid looks more like a doll than any real weapon. It gives him an advantage and the element of surprise against tougher opponents. Beautiful was never mentioned, idiot."
Oyaoya~ Is this where I can find the infamous Tentacle Girl?
"What kind of messed up techniques are you looking to study? You morons get more and more desperate every time I see you."
Well hello there my friend.
"Tch, friend? Can't say that I have many of those, let alone a weakling like you."
What does mun look like? :)
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The Date? | The Dare! @Haku
Haku was seated on his bed with his legs crossed and folded neatly. His hair was tied back differently on that particular day as his fringe didn’t frame the contours of his face, nor were the silken tresses hidden in a clothed bun. The dark locks were instead gathered into a moderately high ponytail that was held neatly with a blue ribbon. Scattered about the surface of where he was seated were dozens of papers teeming with the small and neat handwriting belonging to the boy. The Kiri-nin had implemented many reconnaissance missions prior to today in order to acquire in-depth notes regarding his subjects. Direct observation was key in procuring information most preferred would remain hidden.
Though he had several acquaintances, Haku never received any visits to his estate unannounced by any of them, which is why the sudden banging on the door caused mild confusion. Perhaps it was someone for Findor? As the second wave of beatings against the wood sounded, the boy made haste, not wanting his fair-haired roommate to become aggravated with the noise. After unlocking the entrance to his housing unit, a simple twist of the knob by the effeminate being brought the door ajar. It was rather surprising to see who was standing on the other side.
“Zabuza-san,” he greeted the man with a low bow, moving aside to allow him to enter his home. Puzzlement decorated his features. “What are you doing out in the open without your bandages?” The boy’s head cocked slightly to the right as he tapped a nimble finger against his cheek. Seeing his master without the usual swathe adorning his features was actually quite normal for Haku to witness in private―as in, with no one else around. However, seeing as the Kijin never revealed his face to the general public, it was a rather peculiar sight to behold.
Nevertheless, the young shinobi smiled as he closed the door behind his senior Kirigakure shinobi, truly ecstatic by his master’s presence. “To what do I owe the pleasure of this visit, Zabuza-san?” It was a standard question, though Haku was sure it was due to the the man’s interest in the impending completion of their Bingo Book.
How best was he going to describe the situation to Haku? It was common knowledge, the antics of those idiot gray-faced creatures, so that part was pretty easy. It was probably best to start from the beginning then; if Haku couldn't keep up with the train of thought, that was the boy's own problem. One way or another, Haku would comply with the orders, even if he might be a bit confused and alarmed by what they were.
"I decided I'd try and fit in with the school a bit," he explained, opting to answer the questions at his own pace. "It's one thing to set yourself up for business, but it's another story if no one knows you or trusts you to get the job done. So, I thought I'd start by taking out these suckers. The gray-faced ones. I put myself up for truths and dares." He thought to ask the other about where these morons might have come from, but if Haku knew that and the creatures were still alive.. he'd rather believe the boy ignorant.
"Apparently, the masses are scared by a few bandages," the swordsman scoffed, flashing his jagged teeth. "Can't say they will be any more pleased by what's underneath. But regardless, they seem to think this makes me more presentable to take you out for dinner, or some nonsense." He paused, raising a brow at the other. "That means get a move on! What, you think I'm going to wait while you make yourself prett-y." He stumbled with the last part, holding back prettier. The boy was already feminine.
"I'll even let you pick the place, make things easier."
If it was one thing she detested more than anything about Iwakiri it was the pesky magical anons everyone was forced to subject themselves too. Clearly she’d made quite a lovely lasting impression on the Demon of the Mist and the bluenette highly doubted it could be amended. Especially now that he pulled out that monstrous beastly weapon of his and slaughtered the defenseless earth with it.
But Zabuza was in for a sore disappointment if he expected her to cower in his presence.
Ember hues trailed from it, back up to the tall figure standing not too far from where she was, her nostrils flaring as she sniffed in a slightly indignant manner. So he believes he could stand a chance against me….Interesting. Though she may have voiced such thoughts earlier, she kept her mouth shut now. Refined, proper, silent Kochan had returned. That and she held no desire to engage the demon in a blood bath from the result of a petty pissing contest her sassy alter ego had started.
Choosing to ignore the ‘pet lunatic’ remark, she coolly replied.
“How should I know what goes in the mind of those fools…”
She’d only spoke with Haku once or twice after all. Perhaps in those brief moments, the delusional peasants had somehow fabricated a lie that she was responsible for the boy.
He grinned, stepping closer to the foolish wench and prodding her with a finger. "Not so damn talkative now, are we?" The sudden change in attitude was, in his opinion, directly linked to her seeing sense. Within a moments notice she could be without a head. No.. he would prolong it, taking an arm or a leg first. She'd beg for either mercy or death.
"What happened to that earlier confidence?" he scoffed. "We were all high and mighty before, weren't we? If it's thinking like a fool that's got you confused, why not just think a little harder? I can't imagine they're too much smarter than you. One day you might even beat them in a spelling test."
Taking a kunai from his pouch, he placed it to the blue-haired woman's throat. A smaller weapon for a smaller threat, now that she knew what sort of a position she was in. "I'll ask you again, perhaps you'll have an epiphany or something: why did they think you had any ties to Haku?"