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fantamix

foxbijuuprince

I !! LOVE KARIN !!! SO MUCH !!!

karin to sasuke all the time probably “thats a shit idea”

sasuke does the idea anyway

karin *saving sasukes ass by healing him* BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

Wow. I couldn't get into my tumblr for a long time.

boulevards

I felt like I was sort of disappearing. It was that kind of crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.

J.D. Salinger, from The Catcher in the Rye (via boulevards)

heavytitty

realitytvbitch

“All Lives Mat-”

garbage1995

the tide: *is high*

me: *is holdin on*

stigmatophilie

brimalandro

samjoonyuh

Some days I feel like Beyoncé and some days I feel like Rihanna…

farahjxsmxn-deactivated20150612

there are no in betweens

petwrestling101

Actual things clients have said in an exam room

1. I’m not neutering him because I don’t want no queer dog. 2. I’m taking my cat to my shaman. Since your modern science bullshit can’t cure him maybe he can. He cured my cancer in a week. 3. I know you said to restrict his activity for 6 weeks after the knee surgery. But he was sad. So I just let him do what he wanted. I don’t understand why he’s limping again. 4. So I gave him some leftover metronidazole…. 5. He hasn’t had a seizure in months so I stopped giving him the phenobarbital. 6. What do you mean she’s pregnant? The only boy dog around is her brother. And they would never do THAT. 7. Wow, he usually bites when you guys try to take his temperature. 8. He needs that brothel vaccine. 9. 600 dollars! I could get hernia surgery on myself for less than that. 10. You guys have such an easy job. 11. What do you mean tramadol is DEA controlled? 12. So, I’m pretty sure he got into my roommates pot stash. 13. She’s been vomiting for like four weeks so I thought I should maybe get her looked at. 14. What medicine do we give her? You should have that in her chart. Oh, and we need refills on the white ones. 15. We brought cookies to apologize for what our dog did last week. He’s sorry he bit you in the ass.