young jedi

"You know I've been alone for... a while now. Without any... purpose. Just hiding. It's no way to live. Not for a Jedi. Or a droid. Maybe Cere was right. Maybe we're done hiding."

[myrcella]

You can’t stop the Empire! I can stop you.  JEDI FALLEN ORDER (2019)

[hiddenjedii]

me from the shadows: oh hi I missed Cal let us love y’all again

[hiddenjedii]

Me: - disappears off the face of the earth, doesn't keep up with doing stuff on Cal-

Also me: but what if witcher...

[hiddenjedii]

Toss a coin to your witcher

[hiddenjedii]

I hope when y'all followed me, you didn't expect quality or activity cause Haha jokes on you, I suck!

[hiddenjedii]

Concept: witcher 3 but Roach handles like rdr2 horses

[apathywrites-deactivated2020072]

roleplayers who ignore people’s female muses are weak and won’t survive the winter

[hiddenjedii]

I swear I still exist, I've just been getting used to my new work schedule and playing witcher 3

[cabeswatre-deactivated20201217]

a jedi does not cling to the past. and obi-wan kenobi knows, too, that to have lived his life without being master to anakin skywalker would have left him a different man. a lesser man

make me choose clintbavton said: anakin skywalker or obi-wan kenobi

[trophykiller-deactivated2021032]

                                                    I’m no Jedi.          I’m just a guy with a lightsaber and a few questions.

[hiddenjedii]

Me trying to play witcher 3 by streaming to my laptop: this is great!

My laptop: um yeah, but what if I, hear me out here, what if i cut the connection to the internet in the middle of you playing??

Me: ..... FUCKING HELL

[hiddenjedii]

If you don't think Cal would drop whatever he was doing and talk the Mantis crew into joining the rebellion once he hears of their existence, you're wrong.

[masterofthelivingforce]

That scene made the 10€ I spent worthwhile.

That and Kylo dying

[thebusylilbird]

star wars is so fucking stupid, I love it

[writing-in-the-grave]

Prime example of why being a fanfic writer is painful

[iwritesometimes]

star wars fuckery to english glossary: the reader’s digest version

the star wars universe has no official name but in fandom you’ll see it shortened to GFFA for “galaxy far, far away”

glass - transparisteel

metal used in construction - durasteel

very strong space-plastic (used in stormtrooper armor) - duraplast

tablet computer (analogous to a PADD in trek) - datapad

rather than paper, handwriting is usually done with a stylus on flimsiplast (flimsi/flimsy for short)

holos are 3-d videos or videomessages, recorded and played on a holoprojector (these are often seen in small formats, palm-sized - analogous to like. a GoPro.)

we don’t drive cars, we drive landspeeders or speeder bikes

we don’t shoot guns, we shoot blasters

if you didn’t bring a knife to a gun fight, you perhaps brought a vibroblade instead - an edged weapon that, you guessed it, vibrates. little ones could be called vibroshivs or vibroknives. we actually got to see polearm versions of these in The Mandalorian! it was very exciting.

robots in GFFA are, of course, droids. astromech droids (astromechs) are the like. iphones of the droid world - ubiquitous, multipurpose, most with a similar aesthetic. R2-D2 and BB-8 are both astromech droids. human-shaped droids like C-3P0 are protocol droids.

got a papercut? a nasty flesh wound? a missing chunk of your torso, perhaps? slap a bacta-patch on it or take a dip in a bacta tank for a soothing treatment with this all-purpose miracle healing goo. this is what diapered Luke is bobbing around in during the early part of Empire Strikes Back.

you’re supposed to say kriff/kriffing instead of “damn,” “shit,” or “fuck/fucking,” but this is for cowards. let Obi-Wan cuss.

midichlorians - ignore them.

before the Empire comes to power, baby jedi who can’t hack it as knights or are never chosen to be Padawan apprentices become members of the Service Corps, the branches of which are the Agricultural Corps (AgriCorps), Medical Corps (MedCorps), Educational Corps (EduCorps), Exploration Corps (ExplorCorps)

dates are expressed (typically) as [date] Before the Battle of Yavin (BBY) or [date] After the Battle of Yavin (ABY). for instance, the sequel trilogy begins in 34 ABY.

and, yes: that famous cantina tune from Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes is in a musical style called jizz. because star wars is incredibly stupid.

[aimmyarrowshigh]

popcorn is called bang-corn, because obviously the earth-centric aspect of popcorn is the popping, not the corn.

[asherwrites]

ohmywardens:

PSA:

    if you play ANY sort of villainous character - from a pick-pocket to a full-scale serial killer - and i follow you, please know that i’ve come into this FULL WELL what i’m signing up for. i don’t expect you to soften your character for me, i’m not going to complain when they aren’t nice to my characters, and i honestly probably love watching them do what they do. not all characters are going to be the “good guys”, or the type of villain that can be redeemed. not everyone has a tragic backstory that makes them do the things they do - some people enjoy it, others just do it because they can, and for some it’s all they know. yes, there are villains with a soft spot or two - this doesn’t mean they need to change everything. our characters become friends/lovers even though my character is a “good guy”? you keep doin’ you. keep stealing those purses, killing those people, burning those villages to the ground. 

        tl;dr - I DIDN’T FOLLOW YOU BECAUSE I WANTED SOMETHING SOFT AND EASY - you keep bein’ a villain, babe, cause you’re  just as excellent as the heroes.

[hiddenjedii]

Cal starts new jedi academy. Starts training the future of the jedi. Gets to a certain point in training. Suddenly remembers he never got past this point in his own training so what the kriff is he supposed to do??

[hiddenjedii]

Also consider Cal didn't know all the mechanical stuff he uses now. Sure he could build his lightsaber and knew the layout of the ship, but that's about it. He didn't need to know more than that.

So when Prauf found him not long after he got out of the scrap heap he landed in, he took that lost kid in and taught him what to do. Cal is smart and picked it up quickly and was able to figure some techniques out himself, but he still owes all that to his best friend on that forsaken planet. There's a reason those two always do so well working together.