Welcome To Paradise

- In love -books -arti

[ratlyfe-blog]

[perfecttblue]

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

[mrbulian]

do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when night time rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted

[animportant]

[winterfellis]

you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like 1 month in the hospital 

[labias]

[entire]

Oh sweetheart, I can out bitch you any day of the week.

[high-schoolhandjobs]

11:11

Me: *makes a wish*

Me: wait a minute time is an illusion

[straighthater]

i hate seeing people my age in public bc its always like a competition of whose more attractive and im always losing

[gothicprep]

if you don’t want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?

[evincibly]

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

[mynewurl]

have you ever just cried because you’re you

[enure]

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

[jelloadventures]

[prejaculate]

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

[persiex]

[slimetony]

me when I get my paycheck

me three days later