sup

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

me: :)

target self checkout security camera: you look like this

me: :(

[paxamericana]

[catchymemes]

[kristina100000]

oh SHUT UP

[abstractobject]

we wouldn’t have to get involved if y'all weren’t so dumb!!!!

[soofyahn]

[opzolder69]

[j4ckme]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[huffylemon]

[tormod]

tumblr peaked when we were able to cyberbully john green

[tormod]

this is the post that got me my first anon graphically telling me to kms

[pissvortex]

that was john green

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.

[pukicho]

Do you have any regrets?

Absolutely! Thanks for the ask

[chongoblog]

Any living person: “Let’s go to the beach!”

Me:

[alexander]

me as a pickup truck

[peelingmandarins]

the greeks at the gates of troy

[fishingboatproceeds]

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[arkham]

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

[liartownusa]

Anti-Lighthouse Matchbooks