I think you all know by now that I have been quite adamant for Master Thorn to learn practicality~ and not use magic for every little thing.
Magic is convenient, yes⊠however the frivolous use of it is unseemly. Honestly, I feel it is the lazy way out. That is why I endeavored to teach him actual, useful skills, such as how to pick a lock {very handy} how to fold his socks and tie a proper cravat {he still cannot do either} and cook an edible breakfast {ah, finally a success}.
I should think it much more satisfying to know youâve accomplished something with your own skill and savvy, as opposed to forever relying on the ease of magic. And some things in life simply do not mix well with magic.
Todayâs tale is about a garden harvest, a dash of mystery and questionable compost, and the resulting adventureâŠ
Nathaniel yanked with all his might, leaning his tall frame into the pull, his cane lying forgotten in the grass.
A large purple and white turnip sprang forth from the heavy dark earth, sending a fountain spray of dirt and torn rootlets into the air. Silas dodged the incoming shrapnel with a low growl, and sent a reproachful glare at his master.
Nathaniel whistled, holding the prize vegetable aloft like a hunter with a plump pheasant.
âLook at the size of it, Silas! Holy moly! Weâll have soup for days from this one!â
âDo take care, master.â The demon leaned the handle of his pitchfork against his shoulder and fussily brushed a smattering of soil from his sleeves, tightened up his cravat, and then thrust the prongs of the tool deep into the ground with his boot. Prizing upwards, Silas brought another turnip to the surface, this one just as hefty as the first. He tilted his head at it inquisitively.
âIt would appear, master, weâve an unusual bumper crop this year.â Silas paused, a disturbing thought needling at him.
âMaster Thorn, you are quite sure you did not use any enchantments on the seedlings? Nothing to quicken the soil? No magical spell sprinkled over the compost?â He narrowed his eyes suspiciously.
âYou did not âtinkerâ with anything, as you call it?â Silas kept his soft voice courteous.
Vehemently against pairing magic with gardening, Silas knew there was no tried and true way of telling how spell work might affect a vegetable crop. Especially with some of Nathanielâs spells, which could be rather reckless. Magister Thorn often made things up as he went, with a devil-may-care, by the seat of his pants type bravado.
The two of them had planted the manorâs vegetable garden this past spring, after the last snowmelt, working tirelessly together to turn and crumble the soil, enrich it with bone meal and eggshells, and nurture the rows of tender plantlets Nathaniel had started over the winter in the greenhouse. Silas, with an eye roll and inward groan, had even set his pride aside to don unfashionable gardening gloves, eliciting a shocked gasp from Mistress Scrivener, for it was indeed a commendable sacrifice.
Truth be told, the garden had been created with as much petty bickering as manual labor, and thereâd almost been an outright fistfight over proper storage of gardening tools, but in the end, a tidy plot of raked and hilled dirt was built in the sunny northeastern corner of the manorâs grounds. Trellises topped with ornate copper finials and orderly rows of painted wooden stakes stood ready to support the flourishing crops, and a fanciful gingerbread fence held off the marauding rabbits. To Silas, the small whimsical garden was a testament proving that not only could he successfully design, execute and complete an outdoor project alongside his master, he could do it without resorting to murder.
âHuh? Me? Magic?â Nathaniel grinned wider at the turnip. âThis here is all pure skill, Silas. Nothing added. Just me and my glorious green thumb.â He chuckled, eyes darting away from Silasâ intense yellow gaze.
Silas bent to shake his turnip free from its soil and sighed. Nathaniel had a passionate interest in gardening, but the skills he lauded so proudly were, in reality, somewhat lacking. Many a night, the house demon had snuck into the gardens to tend Nathanielâs scraggly plantings, giving them a proper watering and snipping back any overgrowth under the glow of moonlight. Heâd never mentioned this to his master. Nathaniel wasnât a poorly gardener by any means. He just needed a bit of discreet help on occasion.
Silas looked back at the wheelbarrow filled with waxy turnips, smooth globes of creamy squash, vines of mahogany red tomatoes and bundles of vibrant carrots. Even under the demonâs meticulous care, there was no way each and every vegetable could be so large, glossy and strangely perfect.
Something was assuredly amiss, and a mystery was afoot.
Pursing his lips, the demon cast a knowing side eye Nathanielâs way. The young magister pretended not to notice, instead humming absently to himself, leaning over a pumpkin the size of a cart horseâs rump and giving it a satisfied slap.
Silas returned to his labors, pondering the ramifications if his suspicions turned out to be true, which he already knew they were. It would hardly be his fault if the pies, stews and winter soups he made glittered with the emerald dust of aetherial combustion, but there was this matter of quality control regarding what Silas allowed into his kitchen, as well as the output of his culinary efforts. If the dust had a flavor, which Silas probably wouldnât be able to detect, that would certainly complicate the addition of seasonings. His entire reputation as a first class, self-taught chef could be in peril. The demon jabbed his pitchfork tines into the loam, this time unearthing a monstrous beet. It was flawless as a crown ruby, looking as if it had just popped out of a horticulture picture book. He rolled his feline eyes, and whispered an unrepeatable curse under his breath.
âIn any case, I should like to have a look inside the greenhouse, if you please.â
Magister Thorn jumped at the demonâs unexpected and unnerving appearance directly beside him. Giving a long dramatic groan, he gathered up his cane and stomped off towards the glasshouse that stood glistening on the far end of the manor grounds, boots squelching in the peat. Silas marched along behind, silently navigating over the hillocks and each marshy morass with elegant agility.
The greenhouse stood on higher ground just beyond the maze. Made entirely of thousands of panes of bubbled pale green glass and ornate iron scrollwork, the fantastically elaborate structure had stood for two centuries, somehow avoiding the sucking vortex of the boggy wetland that surrounded it. Over the years, the spongy ground had swallowed up many a garden statue, as well as the entirety of the old stone leech house.
They stepped over the threshold in tandem, footsteps crunching on loose shale, pottery shards and broken glass. A slick of fuzzy moss covered the edges of the tiled flooring, and was slowly creeping up the sides of the perimeter. Wooden tables and potting benches clustered in the central room under a great arched dome, chocked bric-a-braÄ with stacks of terracotta planters, salt glazed pots and all manner of shears, spades and other garden implements. A few clay containers, disturbed by mice or frost heaves over the winter, had toppled over and shattered on the floor, scattering their jagged pieces around the numerous burlap bags of soil and fertilizer. The rich scent of dirt, rot and growing things filled the air.
As Nathaniel made his way to a bench in the far corner, Silas lingered a moment, acclimating to the vast amount of iron the greenhouse was made of. The decorative curlicues, fanciful windows and wrought supports were all cast from iron, and the energy of the metal dragged down at him like a relentless tide. It was if he were caught in a heavy rope net, or had an anchor attached to his coattails~ the feeling was vaguely unpleasant, but it wasnât enough to drive him out. He needed to see exactly how Nathaniel had mixed his compost, for he felt that was where some answers would be found. If anything, Silas did love a good mystery, whether he was creating one or solving one. Shaking down his cuffs and tightening his focus, Silas joined his master, a few specific questions at the ready.
This disorganized corner of the greenhouse was clearly where Nathaniel propagated his wicker stags, despite the house demonâs strenuous objections. It had the aura of a mad scientistâs laboratory~ complete with clutter, empty vessels and the obvious signs of some sort of struggle. Clumps of dried roots and smears of mud marred the glazed tiles, and a few pots looked as though theyâd been stomped to pieces. A smattering of hoofprints further added to the chaotic scene.
Silas squatted down and picked up a desiccated red berry between two claws, wrinkling his nose at it. A trail of the little fruits led him to a canvas bucket of peelings, trimmings and bits and bobs of various leafy scraps. Most of it looked like leavings from the kitchen, but churned into the black mixture were more berries.
âAnd exactly what did you use for ingredients, when preparing your compost, master?â Silas asked, his eye drifting to a jumble of terracotta and swept up piles of willow leaves. He already knew.
âAhhh, um⊠I used a bit of everything? See for yourselfâŠâ Nathaniel peered over Silasâ shoulder. âLooks like some parings, eggshells, dirt⊠willow stuff⊠Thatâs about it, Iâd say.â Nathaniel chuckled nervously. His servant was looking a tad vexed.
âDid you say, âwillowâ, master? As in the willows youâve grown here? The ones that blossom into ill-mannered stags that wreak havoc wherever they go? The ones Iâve warned you time and time about?â Silas was looking up at his master through his lashes. His tone was mild, but Nathaniel noticed heâd crushed the red berry heâd been holding into dust.
âIt was just their leftovers! I didnât use a spell on the compost itself. I swear!â Magister Thorn was shuffling about, running his hands through his hair.
Silas cocked a colorless eyebrow at him. âSo it was simply enchanted remnants and clippings, but no direct charm set with a specific intention?â
Silas could tell he was speaking the truth. He rose and approached his master, reaching up to halt his pacing. Gently untwisting the ties of the young manâs gardening smock and smoothing them so they laid flat, he brushed away an errant weed and smiled faintly, alabaster features suddenly serene as falling snow.
âWell then, master⊠it would seem that no true harm has been done. Our crop is simply outlandishly robust, much like your wretched stags. No doubt the vegetables absorbed some of their residual magic, but not enough to cause a larger problem.â He inclined his head impishly, and gave Nathaniel a reassuring wink.
Nathaniel shoulders dropped in relief, and he blew out a held breath. âWhew. You had me scared there for a moment, that all the hard work we put in this summer was ruined.â
They made their way back to the garden. Nathaniel stared at their bounty, heaped in piles, with even more awaiting deep within the soil. His grey eyes lit up with childlike glee.
âBy the gods, Silas⊠imagine if they wereâŠyou know⊠alive, like the topiaries!â
Nathaniel picked up a leek with the girth of a fence post and waggled it at the demon, who stepped back and repressed an immature snicker.
âMagister Thorn, that is quite enough,â Silas cautioned sternly, yet he found himself secretly sharing in the young manâs foolishness, as he had since Nathaniel was a boy. It was a bit fantastical, these outsized vegetables and their odd perfection. Perhaps innocent garden magic wasnât such a crime after all. It couldâve been much worse. His imagination swarmed with visions of gourds dancing a jig atop the scullery table, parsnips escaping the pantry and rummaging through his kitchen cupboards.
âLet us bring what weâve harvested inside.â He looked up at the sky; the aureate gilt of the sun was slowly melting into the blurred watercolors of dusk, and soon the gloaming would be upon them. âI shall get started on that soup you wished for as well.â
As the demon followed his master back to the manor, pushing their overflowing wheelbarrow effortlessly, he felt the wearying weight of his three hundred year existence lift away. Just as a touch of garden magic was harmless, so was discovering a place of guileless amusement~ hands in the dirt {gloved of course, letâs not get too carried away} fresh air, an easy companionship, and the golden scent of an approaching autumn tickling his nose.