MY SKATEBOARD WILL GO ON

but my heart is beating steady and i know it never lies

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All my friends are terrors in their own little ways... love them.

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Bart will see me about to take my first bite of something and go “Are you gonna finish that?”

[vintagebaddies]

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Smells like onions.

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The Pokemon Go League is tearing families apart.

[sa2ha]

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Exhausted.

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Pokemon Go is all that is keeping the world going at this point.

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No one has it worse than middle siblings

[richardgoranski]

does anyone else ever click on an obvious rickroll because youre like yknow what yeah i do wanna listen to never gonna give you up by rick astley right now

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tim: hehe little kitty... do you know who i am? you better be nice or else- tim: *gets knocked out by gas by the dude behind him*

[out-of-context-batfam]

Robin (1993) #108

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red robin beats you with his staff (ASMR)

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love that tim is the most proficient staff combatant in the dc universe because imagine youre robbing someone and some dude in tights beats the shit out of you with a stick

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urbanhighwire‌:

Do you know how old I am, Tim. Is a shoe size all you remember?

I could tell everyone how old you are if you’d like.

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urbanhighwire‌:

If I saw you more than once a month I’d remember better. I resent being called geriatric. Not my fault you’re still practically an infant.

I can recall what your shoe size is, so I don’t see how this has anything to do with, well... anything. I reached out to several retirement homes in Metropolis, a lot of them seem very promising. Should we take a flight and scope some of them out for you?

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“Let’s go go-karting.” “Aren’t we too old to be go-karting?”