all aboard the ganja train !!!

posting cringey shizz and my high feelingz, praise Yee

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[highleluya]

I tried doing a Venn Diagram of this while I was baked. After 47 minutes I stopped becaused I realized I was doing a bar graph and that's why things didn't add up. What a genius.

[swqadie]

Every one: You have to make time for yourself! me: *stays up until 1 am every night crying* Me time 😍💆

[chewedcorn]

This dog ate a weed gummy and had to go to the emergency room on Valentine’s Day.

[srsfunny]

Don’t so drugs kids

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

[bunjywunjy]

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[bunjywunjy]

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

[bunjywunjy]

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

[bunjywunjy]

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

[bunjywunjy]

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

[digitaldiscipline]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

[bunjywunjy]

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

[bunjywunjy]

*roar sound effect*

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

[bunjywunjy]

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

[crochetninja]

There’s more!

[nuggsmum]

I love.

[bunjywunjy]

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

[bunjywunjy]

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

[bunjywunjy]

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

[official-lucifers-child]

op update: how’s wexter doing????

[bunjywunjy]

pretty good

[densley3]

Oh no! If she stays in the snow she’ll be cold!

[bunjywunjy]

she has a scarf now so it’s fine

[highleluya]

"Someone should protect this family from the man protecting this family."

-Skyler White, Breaking Bad

HEYOOO THAT HIT TOO CLOSE TO HOME

[weirdnessisgood]

[highleluya]

It’s really funny how humans talk about their height.

It’s like,

“Hey, how long are you? How many of these *extends palm* would it take to measure you? How much did your bones grow before deciding to stop?”

I need a Strange Planet comic about this.

[thcinthebuilding]

stoner gif

[princess-lilyrose]

*reblogs porn while depressed*

[tastefullyoffensive]

[highleluya]

Do you ever just miss how your friendship was before you screwed things up with your sex-crazed self?

[memewhore]

[biznasties-moved-deactivated201]

if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart

[chewedcorn]

Cured

[shejla24]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

lms if u want a relationship like this(: