I tried doing a Venn Diagram of this while I was baked. After 47 minutes I stopped becaused I realized I was doing a bar graph and that's why things didn't add up. What a genius.
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I tried doing a Venn Diagram of this while I was baked. After 47 minutes I stopped becaused I realized I was doing a bar graph and that's why things didn't add up. What a genius.
Every one: You have to make time for yourself! me: *stays up until 1 am every night crying* Me time 😍💆
This dog ate a weed gummy and had to go to the emergency room on Valentine’s Day.
Don’t so drugs kids
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?
OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
There’s more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures
Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)
so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.
it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!
ajdhf.
well that’s just,,,
REXCELLENT
op update: how’s wexter doing????
pretty good
Oh no! If she stays in the snow she’ll be cold!
she has a scarf now so it’s fine
"Someone should protect this family from the man protecting this family."
-Skyler White, Breaking Bad
HEYOOO THAT HIT TOO CLOSE TO HOME
It’s really funny how humans talk about their height.
It’s like,
“Hey, how long are you? How many of these *extends palm* would it take to measure you? How much did your bones grow before deciding to stop?”
I need a Strange Planet comic about this.
stoner gif
*reblogs porn while depressed*
Do you ever just miss how your friendship was before you screwed things up with your sex-crazed self?
if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart
Cured
lms if u want a relationship like this(: