So High Stories

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GATEWAY TO GANJA On a normal hot day, last day of school till summer, me and my friend (Joe) have already decided for about a week in advanced that after school we were both going to smoke for the first time. School let out and we went up to the sketchiest drug dealer at our school, im talking el chapo drug lord type shit. We asked him for some weed and he laughed asking how much and we said we dont know we just want to get high, he gave us to what looked like nothing. Now later realizing that it was actually a gram that we had bought for $40... Went to joes house because his parents wouldnt be coming home till later. No clue what we were doing, we found a layout for a gravity bong which we proceeded to follow and came out with quite a good G-Bo for our first time. We went to his bathroom and turned on the fan thinking it would suck all the smell out latwr. We both could only take about 3-4 hits without convincing ourselves we were done because each of us were coughing continuously. We cleaned everything up and went out back and proceeded to chase each other around the pool with pool noodles pretending to play star wars fighting each other. After about a hour i finally gathered my thoughts and realized i was high as shit, an experience ive never had before. (The feeling is best explained as when guys have to pee SO BAD holding it in forever, then finally letting the flood gates open, and you get the pee shivers that flood your body giving you a happy pleasure and relief). We then went back upstairs and as soon as we started going up the stairs we could smell the undeniable scent of the pack. Im talking his house smelled like it had been built of weed. We then turned on the shower hoping the steam would help with the smell then ran around the house with febreeze and cologne spraying every inch of that house. We then noticed that we were incredibly hungry with the munchies. We couldnt just bear with chips and oreos so we took a trip to the never failing taco bell. For some reason we were to scared to buy our food with cash so we went to a gas station and bought a $50 credit card we could use anywhere, the card would just look like we were filling up on gas. So we went to taco bell and i couldve sworn we ordered the whole menu that night, when we got to the window and gave the cashier our card she then told us that the card would only work at the gas station. In embarrassment we went back to the gas station and had to end up having diner at the gas station on the classic snacks. Turns out the card we bought had in bold letters taking up the whole front of the card, "ONLY FOR PURCHASES IN THIS GAS STATION". We finished the night laughing all night about "what ifs" in life and how hungry we still were. So high man.

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Ok so one time i was bummed about something but i went to go smoke so i would lighten up lol i winded up watching youtube and eating alot and when i say alot i mean alot it was like i was in a zombie haze but i was craving food instead or brains XD ok i started out with a few strawberrys then the whole box of them then a bowl of cereal then the whole box or cereal then a few cookies then the whole bag was gone then some doritoes and then they were gone as well then i ordered a pizza and drank 4 cokes omg it was cray and get this i am 5'4 and weigh 135 and im a little blonde chick lmao. and i put all of that away and then after i was done feasting i got scared of the music video ( g-eazy i mean it ) i thought he was talking to me and i hid in my closet and fell asleep lmao. So High 

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Last night I smoked pot with my friends......got home,went to the bathroom......my mouth was very dry,so I wanted to brush my teeth......the moment I was placing toothpaste in my brush I realized this isn't toothpaste....its my face wash......So high

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One time, my wife and I got really high. She told me how bad she wanted to watch some old cartoon tv shows, so I get to looking up free tv show (and I'm looking for a long time) I start reading to her the options and she came over to sit with me and look at the shows too. She just started laughing and she explained to me I wasn't looking at a web sight I was just looking through google images at pictures of old Cartoon Network tv how's.

~ my first high story

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“My boyfriend and I were having sex in a parking lot. Once it was over he threw the condom out of the car that landed near a fast food bag in a parking spot. It wasn’t until I was smoked a bowl and drove home that I realized, we were parked at a pediatric center.

So in a panic I call him and start screaming that he needs to go back to the pediatric center and throw it in the trash off the property because I was scared people would think there were pedophiles raping children in the parking lot and I didn’t want to be questioned by the police when they found the condom and did a DNA test.

He just laughed at me, but I was so serious.”

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literally took me 45 minutes to convince myself it was okay to submit my story even though I'm terrified of future employers finding it

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So I have been smoking that kush for about almost a year by now. I love it. Absolutely love it. I have a tight knit squad I smoke with too. So I'm about to tell you the first time I got super F'd up. So on my 2nd or 3rd time smoking the wonderful ganja, my friend brought his bong because we did not feel like smoking out of a potato again ( me and my most of my tight knit squad started smoking at the same time and we were broke at the time, so we used potatoes till we got a pipe). In this story is also the first time we get caught too. But he brings his bong, we load it up and we pass it around. The first time I hit from the bong caught me off surprise. When I exhaled, I felt like the very bottom of my lungs was.....well you know the feeling right? But yeah after that, we kept taking more and more hits, especially me (if I'm done taking my hit and you're not looking, I'll sneak in a few more hits, most I did was 8 more hits while my friend was on his phone lmfao)  Then I started to get really high for the first time. Everything like time slowed down. My vision suddenly became extremely clear and i have 20\20 eye vision. I felt really good but yeah then my other friend (who's house we were at) said "did you hear that?" and then his older sister's boyfriend (who claims is a cop) looks down on us. We all panicked and braced for the worst. But instead of that, the boyfriend says "who drank outta my cup?". I was stunned AF. Instead of complaining to us about smoking weed, he was mad at one of us drinking out of his cup. He didn't care about what we were doing at all. As he talked to us, i was too high. I honestly had to try my best from laughing my ass off. He then said " if any of you drink outta my cup, imma fuck you up". He was mad over a fucking cup!?!? So he left. We smoked a little more, cleaned up, and left. We walked to the park, as we were walking, I was really gone. Everything looked good, like beyond 4k. That shit was like 10k lmfao. Time still felt slow. I don't remember the kinda shit I was saying. We all went to a playground (yeah a group of teens stoned off their balls goes to a playground 7pm at night in a elementary school) we are just chilling. Then all of a sudden, tears started falling from my eyes. I couldn't believe it. I felt happy and scared at the same time. I was happy I was high. It was tears of joy. But I was scared because I did not know how long I was gonna be high. It was also tears of dread. Now remember, this was when I started out as a beginning smoker of weed. My friends were laughing. One of em caught it on video. After a few hours of chilling, listening to music, sobering up (not for me cuz I was still fucked up) we all went home. When I got home, I munched the heck out, (even though I ate at my friends house) and then I went to sleep. When I woke up, I felt drained. But yeah that was the time I got super F'ed up and that me and my friends got caught for the first time. There is so many other funny stories I got and would love to tell you guys. More to come in the future. But yeah so high peeps. 

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I was so high once, I actually wrote a really well-detailed, hilarious "so high" story, and then deleted it. I didn't re-write it because the thought of it made me exhausted. So high. :c

Me

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I once got so stoned I thought Black Sabbath were biblical prophets and Ozzy was the second coming of Christ. 

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Forgetting whose hit it is when there's only two of you

I'm high typing this lol. I sat in a bus and I was listening to one of wiz's songs. I kinda forgot about it and I thought that the sound is made by me typing a message to my friend. When I stopped typing the sound kept going on and I was confused n scared what's happening. Then I realized that I'm listening to a song. So high 😍🌴

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So it was my first time getting high and I ate 3 edibles, 10 mins after I told my brother and friend I was feeling it. After I said I was feeling high my brother said "I bet he's lying" then I burst into tears telling them I was not lying and kept crying. They had to hide me from my parents and I made a video to myself saying I was going insane and that the madness was taking me over. So high

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This is one of the many stupid things I have done. I was living in a caravan park with my boyfriend and we decided to get my friend high for the first time. She was a champ at it and pulled like a natural. I got fairly wrecked and my boyfriend went to the toilet so it was just me and my friend sitting on the lounge. I had recently had a cone, and was having a drink of cordial which was seated next to me. I thought to myself, "that tasted odd," while i swallowed all this odd tasting cordial. and for some reason I thought to myself again "I'm going to drink it one more time, and if it tastes odd then there's something wrong for sure. I had another huge sip, swallowed some of this liquid and looked next to me at my friend, and looked horrified. I then looked down and saw the bong in my hand with hardly any water it in. I had been drinking the bong water. I still had bong water in my mouth that I hadn't swallowed yet, and was sitting there in pure shock trying to figure out where I was going to put this. I put my hands infront of me, and just spat it all out in my hands. Although, my hands were not cupped. And all the bong water went all through my fingers and onto my clothes. I smelt like bong water the entire night, And the bong water got me so fucking high.

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It was a few years ago, we were maybe 14 or 15. It wasn't our first time, or anywhere near our first time. one day i was messing around, rolling joints and wanted to be a bit artistic, i made a scorpion joint and a crossjoint and kept them, both (no intention for them though). Around the same time i made a huge batch of intense ass brownies, in preparartion for me and my friends to enjoy one day. So that day came, i lived about a 30 min walk to school, me and 2 other friends decide to ditch school and go get high at my house. we get to my house at around 9 in the morning, both my friends have to be back at school sober by 4 to be picked up by their parents. As soon as we get to my house we dig into the brownies, i knew they were potent as hell so we started by eating a little bit. Whilst waiting for them we just hung around the house (my parents wernt there) almost an hour passed and still nothing had taken affect, i was worried i had over estimated my brownies, so we ate quite a bit more. 30 minutes or so later they were kicking in, but mildly, but we just wanted to be high, i remembered i had the crossjoint and the scorpion stashed upstairs in a box in my room. My friends and i ran up to my room and lit them up, we finished both the scorpion and the crossjoint, by now the eddibles were in full force! lets just say we were tripping for days. me and my one friend have large built bodies, but my other friend was maybe our our sive and even less than half our wieght, he was dead, trpping balls on the floor and throwing up. my other friend and i were tripping balls but in the mean time having a blast. i remember standing outside in my yard in the sun wavering around with my friend getting really deep into the song "down on life by Elephant."  after a while we decided to peel my friend off the floor and go up to my room. We lay down on my bed, all of us were feeling really shit now, we'd had way too much, we passed out on my bed and i even threw up. hours later we all wake up and realize my friends have to be back at school in like 20 minutes, we pack up all their shit, as best as we could and i sent them on their way, keeping in mind we're all still blazed out of this world. From what my bigger friend told me (he was also the one with stricter parents) our smaller friend couldn't do it, he kept stopping and lying on the side of the road, after a while the bigger friend had to go and leave the little friend on the side of the road. eventualy our little friend made it to school, how, we have no idea. as soon as they left i think i threw up again and went back to sleep. later on that day my mom recieved phone calls from my bigger friends parents, we had been made, he got caught. i don't blame him, we we're so high

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One time I was so high when I read my horoscope that I freaked the fuck out because it related so much to my life and I couldn't calm down until I went outside for a cig and called my friend to tell her all about it. It turns out it was just random bullshit..

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Was smoking with my mates and we got some really bad munchies, so we went off to the shop.

When we stopped, another car pulled up next to us. The driver had their window down, and i stared for ages through my own closed window like "she needs to wind that window up before she leaves". She took the piss to get out of the car, so i tried to use my window winder thinking it would close her window. So high.

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One time I was so high that I ended up making out and having sex with this guy from my church. We've been smashing ever since, dated for 5 months, and he's my best friend. So high (:

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My friend blazed in his car then fell asleep like he always does. Eventually a cop walked up to the window and told him to show him ID which in his stoned daze he handed him $5 and went back to sleep. So high.