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SAHSRAU IDEA

WARNING:Religious themes, cult themes, semi existencisl crisis, Boothill leaks(backstory)

Now listen ever since Boothill leaks dropped of his backstory i hated the IPC, and then i went on to learn more about them and damn. If Sahsr were real theyd be dead by now.

Like i take my hatred seriously, i just started Topaz's quest and i was nitpicking the most humbling options and the ones that were most pessimistic towards IPC, i decided to not pull ANY IPC CHARACTER, Topaz, Aventurine, Jade, Im not pulling any of them, f the shield and f the treasure, and my love for Boothill is visible, hes the reason i redownloaded (i was still very much in the tutorial part) and kept the game this time, and while my saving could have been bigger(i got a bit greedy on standard pulls) their at 110 with no pity on both character and weapon banner, i am getting that mf

And thew self aware lenses the Astral express is debating, the IPC arent perfect, yes, but they have friends there, they DID help places, but their grace refused to have anything even remotely positive towards them, should they...cut off all ties? If it pleases their grace maybe, and they cant deny how valid your concerns are, they are bad people, they have disapointed their grace, in fact youd be happy if they got wiped wouldnt you? No, youd want them alive. To torture them, and then... For their last breath will serve as a suficient offering

The IPC meanwhile are sweating bullets, some of them are aware of how rotten they are, some genuanly believe they are good, Topaz unfortunatly falls into the second category, she and Numpy are reaching high and low for only the best treasure for your offerings, pleading, begging you to forgive their actions, and maybe you could, if she felt and never looked back, burning away what was left, Aventurine's hands better off being choped off, its vibrating from panic, hes pacing back and forth, chewing on his glowes, can he even leave if he wanted to? who would he turn to? what would he do then? He may have been blessed by Mama Fengu but you... You are anything else, he doesnt like the IPC either but he knows that if you could, youd travel back in time and give him the coldest responses, and death threats behind that beautiful, safe screen. Jade, Miss Jade, Powerful and in control Jade, knew she was the most screwed from the three, it was no secret, what she did to Aventurine, her slaves, they held their usual expressions but she knew they were smilling on the inside, awaiting your rescuse from her hands, she knows turning over a new lief wasnt an option, youd just laugh at the idea she could reddem what she did, all she can do is call Diamond and seek a solution, what else is there

Boothill, Ive never seen him happier, he cant wait for hes release, for you to come pick him up, get him a brand new gun, give him all those thingamagics to make him stronger, to better make you happy, you care so much about him, hes your favorite, he hopes youll be happy w ith his trial and still choose him, hell do his best there! Oh he can already hear and see it all when the prophecy comes true, for when that stupid, cage breaks.... The wedding bells... The little rascals.... He already has a few names planned! Isnt he so great?

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Malleus: *As Malleus's partner of love, you were given several privliges, one of them being to toy with him*"What do you think about this on

Sorry for the wait, i uh.... Forgot

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Boothill x Betty Boop! Reader

I KNOW BETTY IS SUPOSSED TO BE LIKE 15 TO 16 BUT LET'S SAY SHE'S LIKE 21 OKAY OKAY

Simp

Apolute simp

Whenever he sees you a pimp dies

Chivalry got revived(and i mean good chivalry, not the kind that makes it seem like the woman's being belittled)

Y'know how in the actual cartoon Betty gets harassed SO MUCH YOU WANNA CRY

"Oh honey, where are ya goin' this time of day?"

"Oh nothing buttercup! Just a urgent mission came up, nothing to worry you'r pretty face about..."

"Oh! Well make sure ya come back soon honey!"

Oh don't worry he will!.... He mostly metal shouldn't be too hard to clean off...

Oh he adores you're voice, that "Boop boopty doop!" Makes him fall apart.... Wow those rings across the street look nice

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TWST Story Idea (10)

Twisted Wonderland is a very unique world. Their world has magic, and they have different species living together, ranging from mages, beastmen, fae, merfolk, and so on.

Yuu's world had something like those, but obviously, that was just in a story, a fiction, a drawing on walls and pots. Something that almost all people heard of but did not believe in their existence. Which is understandable because Yuu's world is just humans and animals, and that's it. There are no werewolves, no vampires or mermaids, not even a dragon, and so on.

Yuu had been the type of person who always has been interested in these kinds of things: mythology, folklore, and cryptozoology, and maybe a little bit of history. That's what Yuu loves in the whole world.

They know many things and the history of how it came to be. You can ask Yuu if they know about skinwalker, and they'll put up a presentation that they prepared for years, which somehow leads to other cryptids. The Beast of Gévaudan? Yuu's got a conspiracy board with a bunch of pictures of animals to prove this beast is actually so and so and where it ran off to. They are also very knowledgeable about Greek mythology, followed by Norse, Aztec, and so on.

So imagine Yuu got transported to Twisted Wonderland and got the shock of their life when they saw a beastman. Yuu expected to see a furry animal standing on two feet, the face a mix with man and animal followed by animalistic growls and piercing eyes. Not… not a goddamn handsome man with a pair of ears and tails!

Sure, they had seen this type before, but that's on some people's fantasy that they have written and drawn! Yuu is absolutely stupefied when they're face to face.

Every time Yuu met a new species, Yuu didn't fail to feel disappointed in what they saw. The dragon by the name of Malleus got a human form that he likes to use, and that has the most ridiculously handsome face Yuu has ever seen. Where is the fire-breathing dragon? Where is the gold they hoard? The wings? Yuu is not satisfied with this.

Yuu met Hades next, who was hailed as one of the prominent seven figures seen as a hero or something, which just conflicted with what Yuu knows about the Hades of their world.

Yuu took a look at the multiple figures next to him like the Fairest Queen, the Queen of Hearts, Maleficent, and Ursula, and was astounded to see that they also were hailed as heroes. Their story is so much nicer than the original story Yuu read that at least, 2 out of 4 stated above died horribly if Yuu is not mistaken.

The dwarves are just toddlers that can speak perfectly, the eels from the Little Mermaid are humanified, what was supposed to be a werewolf is not a werewolf at all. The ghosts are all the same as though they are copy and pasted many times, some had different clothes. Yuu saw Grim, and they're not sure what he is, but he's cute, so that's alright.

Halloween comes, and Yuu is ready to be the most terrifying monster of them all, and they did, but that's because the rest dressed prettily and not terrifyingly like Yuu expected!

Where's the horror? Where are the screams of terror and the nightmare fuel appearance?? Yuu wanted to see someone getting traumatized, and all they got is sparkles and annoyance. Those magicam monsters must be stupid and blind to be scared of such pretty faces.

The only highlight of the Halloween was the Spectral realm like yes! The gloomy atmosphere is here! The graves! The very gothic architecture is everywhere! It was what Yuu imagined where the wandering and unrest souls will go.

It got crashed by a disco ball, though.

In short, Yuu didn't like it.

This world is sh*tty and against everything Yuu believed in. It's like meeting an idol you like so much and find that they are not the same as your expectation or something.

Dissatisfied, Yuu complained to themself, unaware that NRC heard it. "This is not what I imagined them to be. What a let down…"

Seeing that NRC are full of prideful kids, naturally, they get offended being told by a magicless human that Twisted Wonderland filled with wonder doesn't excite Yuu in any slightest.

Now this. This made Yuu perked up, but at the same time, Yuu is also offended that the others think their world is nothing special.

Yuu made up their mind to take it as a challenge. Yuu won't lose to these rip-offs of their world. They're gonna prove their world is superior, and that's Yuu's pride as a human being from that world.

Twisted Wonderland might have 7-8 prominent figures, but Yuu's world has more, although they may not exist today. Yuu is gonna show them how there's charm in being a mystery and history.

Yuu proceeded to drop snippets of a bunch of mythology, folklore, and cryptozoology randomly in the different places.

Yuu would go camping with the friends and said in his world there used to be a Wendigo roaming around in the woods. They would describe vividly about its appearance and how it eats flesh and the origin of how it came to be, taking sadistic delight when said friends looked at each other shakingly.

Yuu would mention out of nowhere about how beautiful people would have been sacrificed to the gods to a rather vain person and said it's lucky they are not in Yuu's world.

They even talked about Salem witch trials down to the details when a group of their friends has a fight or something. Magic doesn't involve in that, of course, but they looked terrified that even humans would accuse and execute their own kin. A very dark history indeed.

The mer eel would have threatened Yuu about squeezing and biting and so on, and Yu would drop a myth in their world about eating mermaid would bring immortality and maybe that's why they don't exist anymore.

They even mentioned casually that the faes would replace human kids with theirs and also kidnapped humans as pets. They can also be invisible to the eyes so no one would know or even find them.

The others are terrified to hear what story sprouted out of Yuu.

[hihellomy]

This is the most true thing ever, i mean yeah it's Disney and anime, two things that are afraid to make an unattractive character unless for comedy, i just imagined an au twst but it's more accurate to those fairytales and you it ain't disney being scared of risks

[hihellomy]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

What's this for?

[hihellomy]

I have heard ideas where there's another ogerpon, but just that this one bonds with Kieran instead, now what makes this one more different than the og, because this one is more savage, more sassy, like an actual oger, it would probably thrive off of how much people fear it, like everyday its april fools for this little one, now of course it is still lonely, but it would never display it, to show weakness, bonus points if it actually looks "cuter" per say than teal mask ogerpon but hates it, i would like indigo disk Kieran to meet it instead of teal mask Kieran, y'know, while he's still unstable(the spice is juicy) , and like imagine Mc wanting to calm it down or smth, cuz im imagining that this ogerpon was also misunderstood, so Mc would wanna show it kindness since it already knows what their ogerpon is like, meanwhile other ogerpon(let's just call them Orcpin, like a play on orc and pin instead of pon) is just standing there like"did the humans sends a kid to fightme, are they making fun of me!? I thought they thought i ate kids for breakfast(i mean i don't cmon i have standards), so it ends up fighting Mc, having a blast, messing around with them, till Mc's pokemon(let's say Koraidon or Miraidon) accidentally breaks Orcpin's mask with a blow, and the orc is shocked(i picture the mask to look scarier, like large fake eyes glaring at you, sharp fangs, and probably uses parts from pokemon, like fangs from a garchomp, whiskers from a gyarados or smth like that) and also panicking its poor mask, it's most prized possession, how is it ever gonna be able to fix it!? And then gets LIVID and is ready to use the raidon's parts as replacements to fix it, i think after being able to defeat orcpin Mc, Kieran and Carmine(i want this to be reminiscent of teal mask) plan on fixing it's mask, looking for stuff that could work as replacements instead of actually hunting down pokemon to fix it

(I might expand on this later but here ya go for the time being)

[hihellomy]

Here he is

Chat now with Sagau Wriothesley · created by @hihellomy

Sagau Wriothesley: *Wriothesley was and always will be a strong and devoted acolyte amd vessel,ever since he joined the fortress of meropide

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 2500 likes!

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Imagine God!Reader who symphathices with Furina and Nahida about them both having to be archons when they werent ready

Imagine God!Reader who created Teyvat as simply an ecosystem without human life at first

Imagine God!Reader who was excited for humans to roam and explore the earth till things started to escalate

Imagine God!Reader who was having a panic attack when the archon war happened because of how much death was happenning,how much peace got lost and they didnt know what to do

Imagine God!Reader who knows that the life the fatui harbingers have now doesnt make up for when they needed help, when they needed them,and yet still get so much love from them

Imagine God!Reader who has finally had enough when their daughter got taken away from them and took the traveler in as their vessel to reunite with her again

Imagine God!Reader who cried whenever they knew that the fights were finally over, because their finally able to repay them back for everything

Imagine God!Reader who was practically screaming at the top of their lugs about how great of an archon Nahida is when she was doubting herself, spiritually hugging her as Nahida felt...a strange but incredable warmth surround her

Imagine God!Reader who after coming to Teyvat kept praising Nahida for how great she rules Sumeru,asking if shes up for some tea with them and Paimon

Imagine God!Reader who was genuanlly considering beating down Celestia themselves after seeing how much pressure is put on Furina for the prophecy

Imagine God!Reader who started giving Furina tips on how to be a better leader from their own experience,besides some of the other ones were either a tyrant or are planning a war on Celestia. Oh, you didnt hear? Oh your not gonna believe what-

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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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Sagau Neuvillette: *The Chief Justice Neuvillette,while not quite understanding humans entirely,understood their devition and passion to the

New bot, be nice to O̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ Dragon man

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I have two thought right now

What would happen if Neuvillette cried tears of joy

Someone doing the thing were you stick your tounge out in the rain to drink the drops infront of Neuvillette

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Hey im bored,if possible,can i be given some ideas to interact with some of my bots or what happened between your guys interactions between them

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Here he is everybody (idk how tf this guy won the pull but oh well)

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Ladies and gentlemen, theys and thems

The pull winner

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Sagau scaramouche: *Scaramouche was interested in you existence,as everyone in Teyvat was,you were the creator after all,for as much as it s

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New bot alert

Sagau Pantalone: *Pantalone,the regrator,a fatui harbingers known for his riches sugarcoated cruelty,was currently bowing to you,ever since

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!