jus a lil creecher

20 but still mean

[bypolarxpress-deactivated202303]

i won’t tell anyone i won the lottery, but there will be signs

[dor3-deactivated20220605]

[youforgivehowgodforgives]

vampire who goes kachunk like a stapler when they bite people

[ylfva-remade]

i think when judas kissed jesus it was sloppy and with tongue

[orpheusilver]

hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

[heartshop]

Christians with jesus christ

[no-thats-absurd]

why is there a new popular post with a joke about eucharist every week on this website

[jame7t]

cmon bro let’s hang out I promise I won’t moan if you pet me again hahaa

[jame7t]

yes!! yippee!!!!!

[cat-diagnosis]

Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

[fuckthisbjrdplease]

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

[cat-diagnosis]

Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing.

[snakeeatery]

i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that's what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it

[diedinstantly]

[cowsinlove]

whenever i take off my pants and i unbuckle my belt i feel like a corporate ceo about to get his dick sucked

[ewaneneollav]

Finally listened to all music! My favorite song was an untitled file called “ssssddsdrt66677888.ogg” that I found on a flash drive that I found in a landfill in Tunisia

[fuchinobe]

In case anyone is actually into this there are 3 volumes of these:

[en-seta]

Ok so at first I was like “oh haha funny meme” then I was actually impressed by this cellphone music thing??

I looked it up and just listening to the first volume I am blown away like transcended a new level of music creators/Saharan culture blown away guys pLEASe listen to this itissogood

[demonfox38]

[Bandcamp link here!]

[findingfeather]

Humans are REALLY INTO MAKING AND SHARING MUSIC, guys.

[kawuli]

If you like this you might also like

Awesome Tapes from Africa

which is, well, what it says on the tin. Some stuff is free to download, some stuff is available to purchase, some stuff is both.

Just on the first page, we have:

Arthur — Vuvuzela  Dance Remixes Vol. 3 — S’Bamu [South Africa]

Nahawa Doumbia — La Grande Cantatrice Malienne Vol 1  [Mali]

Asnakech Worku — Asnakech (featuring Hailu Mergia) [Ethiopia]

Khalifa Gueye — Ruba [Senegal]

The site started as just a guy digitizing music from cassette tapes that you couldn’t find anywhere outside street markets in various African cities, and now it’s an actual record label that works with African musicians… and also a guy digitizing tapes.

It’s amazing cultural anthropology as well as great music.

[iamoutofideas]

there’s also nyege nyege tapes in uganda which holds a festival every year with a lineup of electronic artists from around the continent & the diaspora

then there’s c-drik who runs the syrphe database where he has spent decades working with musicians in africa & asia to give them a presence online & a means of communication with each other & the rest of the world.

[byjove]

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

[byjove]

the most dangerous game passed into the public domain this year so I will be producing this movie

[thespiritofeon]

yo.... when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders....

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

[weonsinnombre]

[filthburger]

me and my buddy in the year 3,207 playing on top of the nuclear waste warning sculptures because their meaning was ultimately unclear to our society

[somehow---here]

Gary Bunt

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

having a pet is insane... there is a guy on my floor

[michaelcorleones]

Ratatouille dir Brad Bird The Love Cook by Ron Padgett Moonstruck dir Norman Jewison Moonlight dir Barry Jenkins Your Invitation to a Modest Breakfast by Hannah Gamble The Haunting of Bly Manor by Mike Flanagan Little Weirds by Jenny Slate The One Hundred Foot Journey dir Lasse Hallström

[the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone]

The eradication of adobe flash dress-up games directly led to the creation of NFT's.

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Sure. I’ll incorporate that into my world view