the hijack fandom farm

All the hijackers have gone nuts and decided to spare the rest of society and move out to their own farm. We promise unlimited snacks, blanket forts, fanfiction, crying bc feels, an ice cream bar (I know a guy) and some premo cosplaying. Come join us :) Just send an ask and you're in! :D

[phagechildon]

Important for Hijack Writers~

If you are a Hijack fanfiction writer, please like and/or reblog this post so we can be sure we have you on the list~! We really really don’t want to miss anyone. Also, if you know someone who used to write Hijack but is on a hiatus/doesn’t anymore, but still have their fanfiction(s) up, please reblog it saying “I do and (give username of person here) does too, but they’re (give reason why you’re speaking for them).” If you are not a writer and wish to reblog this for others to see in case they don’t check the tag, please please please write “Not me” in the reblog. Thank you~

IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS ABOUT, PLEASE SEE THIS LINK.

[queenofyoursoda]

Ew I am turning eighteen

[queenofyoursoda]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I HAVE TAXES SHIT I am eighteen

[hijackfarm]

Welcome to Adulting. Where we all have no idea what we're doing and are forced to pay the government

[queenofyoursoda]

jamesancalime why do I wake up to this? My phone just died

[jamesancalime]

I thought I’d have to go to a funeral and everybody knows sad isn’t a good look on me.

[hijackfarm]

so this is what I miss when I never use skype

[jamesancalime]

THE FARM LIVES!

[hijackfarm]

Bitch, skype me like I'm so bored rn

[queenofyoursoda]

jamesancalime why do I wake up to this? My phone just died

[jamesancalime]

I thought I’d have to go to a funeral and everybody knows sad isn’t a good look on me.

[hijackfarm]

so this is what I miss when I never use skype

[jamesancalime]

I Just need it to be perfectly clear to everyone queenofyoursoda that I, James Ancalimë king of the Anons is literally always tired. ALWAYS!

[queenofyoursoda]

You dweeb

[jamesancalime]

How dare you disrespect me, I AM ROYALTY!

THIS MEANS WAR!

[hijackfarm]

Dweeeeeeeeeeeeeb

[amndka]

Guys, I’m going to turn 20 tomorrow…

I’M NOT READY TO NOT BE A TEENAGER ANYMORE D:

[senashenta]

OKAY BUT I JUST FOUND THE B-MOVIE MOTHER LOAD:

ZOMBIE. BEAVERS.

[senashenta]

OH MY GOD THE PEOPLE WHO GET BIT BY THE BEAVERS TURN INTO LIKE ZOMBIE WERE-BEAVERS THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.

[crvggio]

AHHHHHH

[senashenta]

To be fair I already have a zombie sheep movie (Black Sheep) that’s the same basic premise. Also a mutant killer cow movie (Isolation) but it’s pretty different plot-wise. Like don’t even get me started on all the ridiculous b-movies I own omfg. xD

[hijackfarm]

Yeah but have you guys seen the movie about the killer tire? Like the kind you put on your car. THAT ONE IS GOLD

[senashenta]

I’ve never even heard of that one. .__. I do have one about a killer car that turns out to secretly be a tentacle monster, though!

[hijackfarm]

I'm also a fan of thankskilling. It's a turkey that comes back from the grave to kill a group of teenagers in the woods and the first line in the movie is "Nice tits bitch"

[amndka]

Stream time!

Come hang out while I play Forza Horizon 2! I’ll have my laptop in front of me to answer you guys/ I might break out my headset! Come hang out here

[amndka]

Hey guys!

So recently I’ve been in need of a way to make more money so i can go back to college next year.

Now, I’m not one of those people who just ASK for money because I don’t like to. HOWEVER, my one talent in this world is knitting/crochet so if you want to help me out a little, I’ve set up an etsy to sell my scarves and headbands on and it would help me a lot of any of you wanted to buy some! I’m also in the process of experimenting with rugs!

Even if you guys can’t buy anything, it would be great if you could help me out on social media. So far I have an Instagram @Infinitivelywarm if you want to look at some of the stuff I’ve done so far/things I’m working on. Thanks so much for reading this guys <3 

[amndka]

GUYS I WENT TO THE HUMANE SOCIETY THIS AFTERNOON AND I JUST WANT ALL OF THE PUPPIES. WELL ONE IN PARTICULAR BUT STILL.

[jealousgf-deactivated20150509]

mutuals this is actually really fun go

Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression: 2. Truth is:  3. How old do you look:  4. Have you ever made me laugh: 5. Have you ever made me mad:  6. Best feature: 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: 8. You’re my: 9. Name in my phone: 10. Should you post this too?

[nsfw-hijack]

hey ;)

1. First impression: a hijack farm is either gonna be the best or worst idea in this fandom




2. Truth is: it is the bEST LOL




3. How old do you look: like, 14. I shit you not. It’s the blonde hair maybe ;)




4. Have you ever made me laugh: yES ALSO HI UNCLE HANS




5. Have you ever made me mad: never (only that one time when you wouldn’t share your bonbons just because you were “on another continent.” excuses are all I hear from you young lady)




6. Best feature: has Brazilian blood (I am joking, you’re really super duper nice)




7. Have I ever had a crush on you: no haha




8. You’re my: friend/skype contact/lovely hijack farm creator/tumblr friend




9. Name in my phone: it would be Andi ❤️




10. Should you post this too? do iiiiit

[hijackfarm]

haha! :P UNCLE HANS <3 you know my dad's name is also hans and his two best friend's names are also hans, I shit you not.

awww you're super duper nice too lucy :D *not gonna lie, totally drinking mate right now b/c im so brazilian (also I need the caffeine :P)

[hijackfarm]

Sooo glad I found this bog!!

Thanks friend! I'm glad you found it too :D

[amndka]

it’s official.

I’m replacing my best friend with a puppy.

[hijackfarm]

Fibbage!

Friendly reminder that the fandom Fibbage game is TOMORROW AT 8PM EST

All members of the hijack fandom are welcome! All you need is a way to watch the stream and anything with a keyboard that can connect to the internet.

Before I get a ton of what is fibbage tags on reblogs again,

take

your

pick

It's a game about lying and it's super easy to pick up even if english isn't your first language!

Now, please please please MESSAGE ME via my ask if you want to participate ahead of time so i know how many people there are going to be who want to play because I've gotten lots of reblogs but no messages! I'm relying on you guys to tell me if you want to play!

Tomorrow night I will be posting the livestream link after I've got everything set up. I'm looking forward to hanging out with all of you!

[amndka]

InfinitivelyWarm

Welcome to my shop! I hope you find something that piques your interest and keeps you warm! All items are handmade by a real Canadian and all

Hey, my etsy shop is live!

[jamesancalime]

WHAAAAAT

[queenofyoursoda]

BOOSTING!!!

[hijackfarm]

aw thanks sweetie! the support is SO appreciated! being able to make money from this would help out so much

[amndka]

InfinitivelyWarm

Welcome to my shop! I hope you find something that piques your interest and keeps you warm! All items are handmade by a real Canadian and all

Hey, my etsy shop is live!