Just fuck me up

family disappointment since '95

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“Alexa, what is 100, 100, 100, 100, 100 in Welsh?”

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Ohmygod

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Wasn’t sure what to expect, but i was pleasantly amused

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Wholesome

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Bottom left stovetop burner stans make some noise

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some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up

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fingers in his ass sunday

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you know what day it is

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happy first fingers in his ass sunday of 2019

[amndka]

When tf did I like this? Must’ve been high af

[mxnrique]

im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

[flawdchaos]

i want someone to love me the way tim horton’s loves sidney crosby and nathan mackinnon

[indiee-rokkers]

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again

I fucking love Sidney Crosby

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She haunts me in the best way possible

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I think about this video all the time

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yooooo

[kintatsujo]

Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older

Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES

Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets

[plenoptic07]

Literally every child every born and/or parented presents unique challenges. It’s like people are unique individuals…..or something………….

[kintatsujo]

An amazing and revolutionary concept

[indigo-night-wisp]

When people ask me, “Why do you want to adopt teenagers?” I always answer, “Because you asked like that.”

I’m real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option to adopt them? You better believe I am legally making that kid mine.

“They’ll be a legal adult in no time, why spend the money to adopt? They’ll be aged out of the system.”

There’s no aging out of family, Marvin.

“They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs or steal things! What if they won’t listen to you?”

Then I guess I’ll have to step up and do some fruxking parenting, Stanley.

“You want to adopt problem children then?”

All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you’re not prepared to deal with the fact that at some point, any child ever, whether you birthed them yourself or adopted them at any age, could become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to have children, and should really just step off and let the people who actually want to be parents live in peace with their kids.

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Hey I’m so glad this post is picking up

[may-the-euph-be-with-you]

“Older children are so difficult why would adopt them??” ALL CHILDREN ARE DIFFICULT GUESS WE SHOULDN’T HAVE ANY GODDAMN

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I love this post so, so much.

[amndka]

Honestly this is why movies like instant family are so important. Say what you want about the film but it was so cool to see a movie that features not only fostering and adopting a teenager but also their siblings. It showed the family struggling and touched on so many important aspects of adoption and it made my social worker heart happy.

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I’m starting the ‘genuine setheverman appreciation club’ because yea I know hes a meme but I think hes genuinely funny and a legitimately cool dude, reblog to join the club

[cement-boy-deactivated20210401]

Alexa, call the police and send them to the Jones residence.

[itsahockeyplay-deactivated20250]

honestly sports are dumb and i’m dumber for falling into their trap and dumbest for sticking around

[hurricaneclouds]

fuck pronouns, i go by bronouns. call me dude or don’t call me at all.

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@brofisting ❤️

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[wrook]

Its friday post Vladislav Cat

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