Touching Virtual Grass

[annushorribilis]

[allthingsparksandrecreation]

Ron: The most terrifying characteristic about Leslie is how thoughtful she can be

[dailytwitterposts]

[bluealice17]

This is golden.

[durbikins]

parades at disney: here’s a 40 foot tall mechanical dragon that actually breaths fire

parades at universal: y’all remember Hop(2011)?

[oddpolicy]

Ight but you can openly drink and there are kiosks full of alcohol at Universal So Take ya pick

[durbikins]

have fun dehydrating at the amusement park, you stupid shit

[goodbye--1989]

Disney has more accidents recorded than any other amusment park franchise ever :/

Meanwhile Universal has had only about 21 major incidents

[durbikins]

Wow. The company that has had parks open for over 60 years on four different countries has had more recorded accidents than the company with three parks that have been open since the 90s.

[rock10zxa]

amusement part discourse 

[airframeextender]

id like to state for the record i didnt remember hop (2011) at all before this post

[bob-belcher]

Little Women (2019) Greta Gerwig

[sunfortune]

French women outside the Cesar Awards 2020 after they awarded a convicted child rapist

[fallopian]

[loveurself2]

a man: “let’s–” me: yeah i wont be doing that

[alexander]

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

[anxietyproblem]

[thetrippytrip]

$29 eyeshadow ☠ ☠ ☠

[nightofthecreeps]

I asked my lawyer if I could make that joke and he said, “let me call another lawyer”, and that lawyer said yes. 

JOHN MULANEY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 02/29/2020

[myinnerlandscape]

[fuzzypetal]

What if that was your house What if a sheep lives off the grass on your house

[saltymommie]

Shes my landlord

[softsmallsweet]

Lamblord

[mylifeasaserver]

[kotaku]

[pankhearst]

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

[graphitetroll]

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

[catchymemes]