I miss N

[hilbert-official-blog]

Welcome to my yeet or greet, motherf****r. You gotta choose.

[akane-owari-official]

In this house, we eat food!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Respectable

[akane-owari-official]

You seem like a dude that knows ‘the fuck he’s doing.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I always know what I’m doing

Well… most of thr time

[akane-owari-official]

Yaknow what this is?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

They call it the officialverse

[akane-owari-official]

That’s a strange name .. . .

… .

… .

Guess I’ll live

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Nothing makes sense here

[kounosuke-kuri--official]

Makes sense to me. Or at least, the raw concept.

I mean, it’s basically like when video games, anime, and all that do crossovers with each other. Especially the huge ones like Super Smash Bros.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Anime? Super smash bros? What the fuck?

[kounosuke-kuri--official]

Anime’s basically just Japanese cartoons.

Super Smash Bros. meanwhile is a fighting game featuring a bunch of characters from Nintendo franchises. Fire Emblem, Mario, Pokémon… the list goes on.

They even have third-party characters like Sonic and Mega Man!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I know of nintendo and mario… but none of the others

Also why not just call them cartoon?

[hilbert-official-blog]

Thank goodness you don’t know about Pokemon, it’s bad. 

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Alllright

[hilbert-official-blog]

Look, my funky little Russian dude, Pokémon is terrible. I know this from first hand experience. 

[hilbert-official-blog]

Y’know, I’m not that much of a big fan of the cursing on my feed. Can we all be so kind as to dial down any harsh language, such as the f-word? Thanks. 

[official--kaede-akamatsu]

Funky!

[hilbert-official-blog]

Soup herb you incredible little Pianist. 

[akane-owari-official]

In this house, we eat food!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Respectable

[akane-owari-official]

You seem like a dude that knows ‘the fuck he’s doing.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I always know what I’m doing

Well… most of thr time

[akane-owari-official]

Yaknow what this is?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

They call it the officialverse

[akane-owari-official]

That’s a strange name .. . .

… .

… .

Guess I’ll live

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Nothing makes sense here

[kounosuke-kuri--official]

Makes sense to me. Or at least, the raw concept.

I mean, it’s basically like when video games, anime, and all that do crossovers with each other. Especially the huge ones like Super Smash Bros.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Anime? Super smash bros? What the fuck?

[kounosuke-kuri--official]

Anime’s basically just Japanese cartoons.

Super Smash Bros. meanwhile is a fighting game featuring a bunch of characters from Nintendo franchises. Fire Emblem, Mario, Pokémon… the list goes on.

They even have third-party characters like Sonic and Mega Man!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I know of nintendo and mario… but none of the others

Also why not just call them cartoon?

[hilbert-official-blog]

Thank goodness you don’t know about Pokemon, it’s bad. 

[hilbert-official-blog]

Y’know, I’m not that much of a big fan of the cursing on my feed. Can we all be so kind as to dial down any harsh language, such as the f-word? Thanks. 

[megane-official-blog]

FUCK

[divorciku]

I will fry you like calimari if you don’t respect this persons boundaries

[hilbert-official-blog]

Today I’m going to catch a spinning blue coward if it’s the last thing I do.

[gifmovie]

[chadleymacguff]

bye grandpa

[isabelle-official]

Listen up you fucks there is an adorable skeleton man who wants a fry, but i can only achieve the food if I kill someone. Please volunteer. Anyone.

[hilbert-official-blog]

I gladly volunteer. 

[isabelle-official]

Hella. How would u like to die

[hilbert-official-blog]

Hmm, I’d like a quick death, although slow enough that I would be able to mutter some last words… Maybe a bullet to my vitals? 

[isabelle-official]

I…

I can’t do it

[hilbert-official-blog]

What do you mean “you can’t do it”? This is just a joke, right? You never actually intended to kill me…. Right?

[isabelle-official]

I cant bring myself to do it

[hilbert-official-blog]

Well, good. I didn’t actually want to die, y’know.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[isabelle-official]

Listen up you fucks there is an adorable skeleton man who wants a fry, but i can only achieve the food if I kill someone. Please volunteer. Anyone.

[hilbert-official-blog]

I gladly volunteer. 

[isabelle-official]

Hella. How would u like to die

[hilbert-official-blog]

Hmm, I’d like a quick death, although slow enough that I would be able to mutter some last words… Maybe a bullet to my vitals? 

[isabelle-official]

I…

I can’t do it

[hilbert-official-blog]

What do you mean “you can’t do it”? This is just a joke, right? You never actually intended to kill me.... Right?

[isabelle-official]

Listen up you fucks there is an adorable skeleton man who wants a fry, but i can only achieve the food if I kill someone. Please volunteer. Anyone.

[hilbert-official-blog]

I gladly volunteer. 

[isabelle-official]

Hella. How would u like to die

[hilbert-official-blog]

Hmm, I’d like a quick death, although slow enough that I would be able to mutter some last words... Maybe a bullet to my vitals? 

[isabelle-official]

Listen up you fucks there is an adorable skeleton man who wants a fry, but i can only achieve the food if I kill someone. Please volunteer. Anyone.

[hilbert-official-blog]

I gladly volunteer. 

[hilbert-official-blog]

Excuse my profanity but Pokemon f*cking sucks.

[official-moonmoon-the-evee]

Eevee…. –you’ve made the Pokemon sad–

[hilbert-official-blog]

No, no, no! You don’t suck! Zekrom sucks! 

[official-moonmoon-the-evee]

–the eevee seemed to cheer up at that and is now jumping around and yipping. Maybe it wants pets?–

[hilbert-official-blog]

Heh, you know, you Eevees are always so cute, shiny or not. *Hilbert knelt down and tried to pet the Eevee.*

[hilbert-official-blog]

Somebody please take me out of my misery.

[hilbert-official-blog]

Excuse my profanity but Pokemon f*cking sucks.

[official-moonmoon-the-evee]

Eevee…. –you’ve made the Pokemon sad–

[hilbert-official-blog]

No, no, no! You don’t suck! Zekrom sucks! 

[hilbert-official-blog]

Excuse my profanity but Pokemon f*cking sucks.

[zabivaka--official]

borf?

[hilbert-official-blog]

Oh goodness, no- wait… You’re not a Pokemon. I’ve had enough of them, honestly… 

[official--skuntank]

You called?

[hilbert-official-blog]

W h y.

[official--skuntank]

Why not?

[hilbert-official-blog]

Just- Just go. Please. 

[official--skuntank]

Um

Okay??? you humans are weird

[hilbert-official-blog]

Look, humans aren’t weird, I’m just exhausted -and frustrated- from confronting the same dragon Pokemon for about two week straight. 

[hilbert-official-blog]

Excuse my profanity but Pokemon f*cking sucks.

[zabivaka--official]

borf?

[hilbert-official-blog]

Oh goodness, no- wait… You’re not a Pokemon. I’ve had enough of them, honestly… 

[official--skuntank]

You called?

[hilbert-official-blog]

W h y.

[official--skuntank]

Why not?

[hilbert-official-blog]

Just- Just go. Please.