a S T I N K I

[official--skuntank]

oh fuck i forgot i exist

[official-garfieldcat]

People Have Many Differents But Their Is One Thing That Unites Rhem All………. Garfield

[official--skuntank]

I beg to differ.

[official-natsuki]

I’M BACK FROM THE TRASH CAN BUDS!!

[official--skuntank]

Welcome back.

[official-natsuki]

Wow, a talking skunk! Nothing has changed apparently.

[official--skuntank]

I’m a Skuntank.

[official-natsuki]

I’M BACK FROM THE TRASH CAN BUDS!!

[official--skuntank]

Welcome back.

[hilbert-official-blog]

Excuse my profanity but Pokemon f*cking sucks.

[zabivaka--official]

borf?

[hilbert-official-blog]

Oh goodness, no- wait… You’re not a Pokemon. I’ve had enough of them, honestly… 

[official--skuntank]

You called?

[hilbert-official-blog]

W h y.

[official--skuntank]

Why not?

[hilbert-official-blog]

Just- Just go. Please. 

[official--skuntank]

Um

Okay??? you humans are weird

[hilbert-official-blog]

Excuse my profanity but Pokemon f*cking sucks.

[zabivaka--official]

borf?

[hilbert-official-blog]

Oh goodness, no- wait… You’re not a Pokemon. I’ve had enough of them, honestly… 

[official--skuntank]

You called?

[hilbert-official-blog]

W h y.

[official--skuntank]

Why not?

[hilbert-official-blog]

Excuse my profanity but Pokemon f*cking sucks.

[zabivaka--official]

borf?

[hilbert-official-blog]

Oh goodness, no- wait… You’re not a Pokemon. I’ve had enough of them, honestly… 

[official--skuntank]

You called?

[kokichi-oma-official]

WHAT IN TARNATION ???

[bronya-official]

No need to yell. Who are you?

[kokichi-oma-official]

I’m Kokichi Oma, the Ultimate Supreme Leader !

[official-nanafuse]

And so, we finally meet!

[kokichi-oma-official]

OH ???? WHY ARE YOU ME, I’M ME ????

[official-nanafuse]

Or is that another lie?

It’s clear that one of us is lying, and the other is telling the truth…

But who’s who?

[kokichi-oma-official]

Perhaps I’m the liar.

[official-nanafuse]

Or maybe I am. The truth remains shrouded in lies!

[kokichi-oma-official]

Nishishishishi !!

[official--skuntank]

What the fuck y’all gotta calm down.

[kokichi-oma-official]

A stinki boi enters the battle.

[official--skuntank]

Yes! Very stinky!

[kokichi-oma-official]

WHAT IN TARNATION ???

[bronya-official]

No need to yell. Who are you?

[kokichi-oma-official]

I’m Kokichi Oma, the Ultimate Supreme Leader !

[official-nanafuse]

And so, we finally meet!

[kokichi-oma-official]

OH ???? WHY ARE YOU ME, I’M ME ????

[official-nanafuse]

Or is that another lie?

It’s clear that one of us is lying, and the other is telling the truth…

But who’s who?

[kokichi-oma-official]

Perhaps I’m the liar.

[official-nanafuse]

Or maybe I am. The truth remains shrouded in lies!

[kokichi-oma-official]

Nishishishishi !!

[official--skuntank]

What the fuck y’all gotta calm down.

[makoto-naegi-official]

There…… .. There’s something ringing…

[official--skuntank]

Oh?

[isabelle-official]

Everyone now that Gaston is unofficial

[gaston-official]

Some people are so afraid of strong personality. They grow up and never develop their own… sad really.

[official--skuntank]

Nice autobiography you got there. Loved the part where you called yourself sad.

[official-madam-mim]

Do you know what? I don’t even care about being evil anymore. I just want to beat Merlin and prove I’m better than him

[official--skuntank]

You go do that.

[official-professor-oak]

Free Pokémon Lessons

Hello! Do you want a Pokémon of your own? Well, I can help! I’ll give you some free pokeballs and help you catch your first life long friend!

@snow-white-official @sofia-the-first-official @isabelle-official @coraline-jones-official @corrin-official @official-s-t-a-l-k-e-r @varian-official @mulan–official

(Basically, if you want to create a Pokémon official, u can have them come from here for lore!!!! Also can meet other poke buddies!)

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

What the hell is a pokemon?

[official--skuntank]

People like me.

[official-professor-oak]

Oh, hello young Skuntank! Are you being good?

[official--skuntank]

I’m doing fine!

[official-professor-oak]

Free Pokémon Lessons

Hello! Do you want a Pokémon of your own? Well, I can help! I’ll give you some free pokeballs and help you catch your first life long friend!

@snow-white-official @sofia-the-first-official @isabelle-official @coraline-jones-official @corrin-official @official-s-t-a-l-k-e-r @varian-official @mulan–official

(Basically, if you want to create a Pokémon official, u can have them come from here for lore!!!! Also can meet other poke buddies!)

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

What the hell is a pokemon?

[official--skuntank]

People like me.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

What the fuck? What are you a mutant or some shit?

[official-james]

Oh yes I would love to join the Pokémon lessons! I too have no clue how to Pokémon haha!

[official--skuntank]

Pardon if this seems rude but… are you a human? I’ve never seen humans myself before. They only exist in fairy tales back home.

[official-james]

I am indeed human! (Oh shit it’s a skuntank)

[official--skuntank]

Cool! Nice to meet ya! I’m Skuntank!

[official-professor-oak]

Free Pokémon Lessons

Hello! Do you want a Pokémon of your own? Well, I can help! I’ll give you some free pokeballs and help you catch your first life long friend!

@snow-white-official @sofia-the-first-official @isabelle-official @coraline-jones-official @corrin-official @official-s-t-a-l-k-e-r @varian-official @mulan–official

(Basically, if you want to create a Pokémon official, u can have them come from here for lore!!!! Also can meet other poke buddies!)

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

What the hell is a pokemon?

[official--skuntank]

People like me.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

What the fuck? What are you a mutant or some shit?

[official-james]

Oh yes I would love to join the Pokémon lessons! I too have no clue how to Pokémon haha!

[official--skuntank]

Pardon if this seems rude but... are you a human? I’ve never seen humans myself before. They only exist in fairy tales back home.

[official-professor-oak]

Free Pokémon Lessons

Hello! Do you want a Pokémon of your own? Well, I can help! I’ll give you some free pokeballs and help you catch your first life long friend!

@snow-white-official @sofia-the-first-official @isabelle-official @coraline-jones-official @corrin-official @official-s-t-a-l-k-e-r @varian-official @mulan–official

(Basically, if you want to create a Pokémon official, u can have them come from here for lore!!!! Also can meet other poke buddies!)

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

What the hell is a pokemon?

[official--skuntank]

People like me.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

What the fuck? What are you a mutant or some shit?

[official--skuntank]

I’m... a Skuntank. Not a mutant.

At least this is better than being mistaken for that Team Skull prick, I guess.

[official-professor-oak]

Free Pokémon Lessons

Hello! Do you want a Pokémon of your own? Well, I can help! I’ll give you some free pokeballs and help you catch your first life long friend!

@snow-white-official @sofia-the-first-official @isabelle-official @coraline-jones-official @corrin-official @official-s-t-a-l-k-e-r @varian-official @mulan–official

(Basically, if you want to create a Pokémon official, u can have them come from here for lore!!!! Also can meet other poke buddies!)

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

What the hell is a pokemon?

[official--skuntank]

People like me.