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trying on a metaphor
Peter Solarz
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@hildegundthelover
“Do you always begin conversations this way?”
“Of course, just ask your brothers and sisters.”
“He’s not just a crush. He’s more than a crush, I mean I don’t think there’s a label on it, Vali is special.”
“So its Vali that has caught your eye, daughter mine. Is he aware of your affections?”
Leif “Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
“I have tried doing that to my food before, even your father hesitated to eat it.”
“… Some may call it burnt.”
“I think many would refer to it as burnt, dear.”
Leif “Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
“I have tried doing that to my food before, even your father hesitated to eat it.”
“Yes it is cooked, but it could be cooked more.”
“You don’t happen to prefer your food burnt do you?”
Leif “Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
“I have tried doing that to my food before, even your father hesitated to eat it.”
“I find food tastes better when thoroughly cooked.”
“Darling, that is thoroughly cooked.”
“Do you always begin conversations this way?”
“Of course, just ask your brothers and sisters.”
Leif “Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
“I have tried doing that to my food before, even your father hesitated to eat it.”
You have me. Until every last star in the galaxy dies. You have me.
Amie Kaufman, Illuminae (via booksquoteslove)
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“Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
“While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
“They’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
“I can cope with torture.”
“Get used to disappointment.”
“You’ve made your decision then?”
“Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”
“I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.”
“Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips?”
“Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
“I admit it, you are better than I am.”
“You never said anything about killing anyone.”
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
“You mock my pain!”
“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
“Do you always begin conversations this way?”
“This is true love; you think this happens every day?”
“Australia is entirely peopled with criminals!”
“There’s not a lot of money in revenge.”
“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
“Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
“Anybody want a peanut?”
“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
“The battle of wits has begun.”
“I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
“We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.”
“Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.”
“Isn’t there any way you trust me?”
“You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.”
“I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
“I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?”
“I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.”
“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
“What hideous sin have you committed lately?”
“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
“That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.”
“Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.”
“It would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.”
“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
“Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
“You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.”
“Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”
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“Well, I can honestly say I wasn’t expecting this.”
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It’s a B I G family
“I don’t care if we get married in a shack or a ballroom. I just want to be your wife.“
Volstagg was stunned from shock, his eyes wide and his mouth was slightly ajar. His breath was lost as he processed what she said. And then a grin appeared upon his face. “Do you- do you truly mean that?”
Hilde tried to pull her mouth into a frown but it didn’t work, the smile still on her face. She nodded her head, “Of course I do, you dolt, I wouldn’t have said it otherwise.” She loved him, oh how she loved him, but he could be an idiot sometimes...but he was her idiot.
@themightyvolstagg #and WILL SOMEONE STOP LETTING HIM HAVE KIDS MAN
Maybe one day.
“Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.”
James Earl Jones (via zodiaccity)
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“Then the food must be amazing.”
“If you think so, I will not argue.”
“Of course, Hilde. I always have time for you.”
“Come on then, it is time for lunch...I made it myself.”
