A man mustn’t walk without weapons even an inch from home, because he never knows when, as he pursues his path, he’ll suddenly need a spear.
Hávamál, stanza 38. (Advice from Odin)
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A man mustn’t walk without weapons even an inch from home, because he never knows when, as he pursues his path, he’ll suddenly need a spear.
Hávamál, stanza 38. (Advice from Odin)
ღ The very thought of this giant man kissing his baby's little toes or little fingers or little belly just ughh. I AM READY TO DIE AN ADORABLE DEATH!
(yessss, dad!volstagg)
Volstagg held the small babe covered in the soft blanket in his arms. It was amazing how small his son was, but he knew he wouldn’t stay that way forever. But for now, he would hold him close while he could.
Volstagg held back tears as he watched his son wake from his slumber and wave his arms about. He’s so energetic and happy, he thought. Volstagg leaned down and placed a kiss on his son’s brow.
“I love you, little Alaric, and I always will.”
Send ღ for a first kiss between our muses.
“This is true love; you think this happens every day?”
“..No, but it happened to find me today.”
He’s on a diet. #volstagg #fit #evengodscheat #janefoster #thor
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Jargsa Volstaggdottir.
"Kiss my ass!"
“You’re being incredibly rude.”
“No laws that say I have to be nice to you people…”
“Besides manners…”
“I didn’t have a mother to teach me those…”
“Well, it’s never too late to learn.”
“And why would I do that. Manners or none, Asgardian’s don’t deserve them, not from me anyway…”
“Everyone needs to learn manners, one day they could save your life.” Volstagg shrugged, “You are entitled to believe what you want in regards to Asgardians, I can’t yell at you until you changed your mind.”
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“I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
“Hildy... You were nervous.” Volstagg replied.
“Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”
“Flosi, focus on your training.” He smiled at his daughter. “You’ll need to remember this technique if you ever find yourself in real danger.”
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Jargsa Volstaggdottir.
“Isn’t there any way you trust me?”
“I don’t know if I can trust you anymore.”
‘The Princess Bride’ sentence meme
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“Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
“While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
“They’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
“I can cope with torture.”
“Get used to disappointment.”
“You’ve made your decision then?”
“Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”
“I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.”
“Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips?”
“Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
“I admit it, you are better than I am.”
“You never said anything about killing anyone.”
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
“You mock my pain!”
“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
“Do you always begin conversations this way?”
“This is true love; you think this happens every day?”
“Australia is entirely peopled with criminals!”
“There’s not a lot of money in revenge.”
“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
“Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
“Anybody want a peanut?”
“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
“The battle of wits has begun.”
“I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
“We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.”
“Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.”
“Isn’t there any way you trust me?”
“You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.”
“I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
“I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?”
“I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.”
“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
“What hideous sin have you committed lately?”
“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
“That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.”
“Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.”
“It would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.”
“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
“Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
“You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.”
“Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”
[ Well, I made another rp blog...]
You risk forgetting what is real. Precisely.