I'd call that epic bad luck

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COSTAS MANDYLOR as MARK HOFFMAN SAW VI (2009) dir. Kevin Greutert

[boppinbobby-moved-deactivated20]

he looks like one million birds pooped on his suit

[mysticmumbles]

Boy, clean up the tomato soup you spilled on yourself /J

[zombie-jed]

“Hoffman isn’t a sub”

Hoffman:

Bro is whimpering and whining and slobbering to me

[boppinbobby-moved-deactivated20]

literally

[boppinbobby-moved-deactivated20]

this cat is LITERALLY him

[basementkisser]

[bklbreaking]

licking

i like his eyes（when they roll up

[w1tchst4ff]

[babyanonymouspotato]

can he speak Idk what does ‘🥺’ mean

[w1tchst4ff]

[sjweminem]

head completely fucking empty

[p1geonsoup]

Unironically the best digital art I've made 💀💀

[moonyflesh]

what a cunt (i want to make love to him).

[w1tchst4ff]

[soundofbloom]

[acecroft]

COSTAS MANDYLOR as Detective Lieutenant Mark Hoffman in SAW IV (2007)

[trypoed]

:З