Its A Mess Up In Here

[thisismostlyjustforporn]

Who is this guy!

[nycbtmguy72]

Damn I want to ride him…I mean in his car lol

[dinkmunson-deactivated20231212]

Let us appreciate this iconic moment

[badndngirl]

him: tell me your most secret fantasy ;)

me: well… i’m out at a bar and it’s karaoke night. i’m with a bunch of coworkers, but really it’s more like we’re friends than coworkers. and it’s my turn to sing, but i’m like come on you guys, no one wants to hear me sing, but they’re like of course we do, you never sing, you have to, so i’m like okay, fine. i sing total eclipse of the heart. people are openly weeping. a record executive approaches me and tells me that he’s only here by accident on a layover but i have reignited his passion for music and can i come out to l.a. right away.

him: …i meant a sexual fantasy

me: hang on, we’re getting there

[orosnagos]

I read this with Freckle’s voice in my mind.

[mrplatypusblog]

[signalbeast]

“I bring word from the swamp prince, the old pacts shall be honored, muster your forces at first light…”

[ceremonial]

Robert Pattinson in Bel Ami (2012) / The Lighthouse (2019)

[spencersbitch]

Robert Pattinson in Twilight (2008)

[keptins-log]

[constable-nugget]

My sister rescued one of those meme Kermit plushies from a thrift shop yesterday…the poor thing is pale/faded

Today I woke up to a text from her containing nothing but this

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

shout out to people who write answers in the text books

[negressive]

[mockwa]

[johnturturro]

All dead… all rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead Marshes… yes, that is their name

[taur]

Kevin Sun by Kim Hee June for Esquire Korea

[olcarcajou]

[notkatniss]

KINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[honeyglazedbabe]

Hozier had time today huh

[plasticgarbagecan]

God: let there be light

Moths:

[fuckassmcgee]

I love the implication that moths somehow existed prior to the creation of the universe

[whitepeopletwitter]

[charlesreeza]

Dead Guy - Roman, c. 300 BCE, terra cotta

Part of a tableau depicting a battle between the Greeks and the Amazons.  Photo by Charles Reeza at the Museum of Art and History, Geneva.

[coochiecarnage]

👀

[homophobic-bf]

buenos dias

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This morning at brunch the server came out and he was like "unfortunately we don't have ice right now because a server just broke a glass in it" and we were all like "no that's fine I think an element of danger at brunch is sexy and fun" and he was like no absolutely I get that but I still can't let you eat glass at my job

[ihavesomeseriousissues]

[soakingwetandclueless]

when ur mama comes home