Narrator: The city of Townsville! And what a beautiful city she is, full of--
[A phone rings]
Narrator: Oh, excuse me. [Answers phone] Uh... hello?
Ace: [Over phone] Yeah, listen, jerkface, you good for nothin' toad!
Narrator: You can't talk to me like that!
Ace: [Over phone] How 'bout this? I THINK YOU STINK! I CAN SMELL YA OVER THE PHONE!
Narrator: Why I oughta... WHO IS THIS?!
[The caller hangs up]
Narrator: Hello?! Hello?!
[The Girls have just broken into Him's lair to find him doing aerobics]
Him: [effeminate voice] Hello, girls! What a pleasant surprise! Ooh, what's the occasion?
Blossom: Uh, we were wondering...
Him: How I stay so fit? Well, now you know.
Blossom: Uh, no, actually. Did you do anything evil today?
Him: No, not today. Why do you ask?
Blossom: No reason, just wondering.
Him: This figure doesn't come easy, you know. I took a little time off to get into shape.
Blossom: So, you haven't been...?
Him: Nope.
Blossom: [Chuckling nervously] Okay, I guess we'll see you later.
Him: I guess you will.
Blossom: Okay, bye, then.
[The Girls fly off]
Him: Goodbye, girls! Come back soon! Goodbye...
Him: [To Mojo Jojo on the phone; demonic voice] Mojo! It's me... [effeminate voice] Him!
Mojo Jojo: Yes, sir! What is it?
Him: [demonic] You wouldn't believe what just happened!
Mojo Jojo: The Powerpuff Girls just broke in unexpected?
Him: WHAT?! How did you know?!
Mojo Jojo: The same thing happened to me and Fuzzy Lumpkins. He's on the other line.
Him: Well, put him on!
[Mojo puts Fuzzy on the line]
Fuzzy Lumpkins: [Shaking with fury] BUSHWHACKED IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!!
Him: This is an outrage!
Mojo Jojo: You are right! We are all citizens! Evil citizens, but citizens nonetheless!
Fuzzy Lumpkins: BIRTHDAY SUIT!! [Cries]
Him: We should complain!
Mojo Jojo: But to whom?