Sparkling Pizza

A hint of everything on this blog - Sam, 28 + 🏳️‍🌈

[teaboot]

Someone asked for my pronouns the other day, and nobody ever asks, so in a flustered moment of weakness I replied "Oh, I see you've sensed my queer energy", like some kind of dungeon warlock

[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

I join the Discord server

I mute the Discord server

I'm never seen again in the Discord server

[shortace]

People who don't re-read books are so funny to me. "I know what happens"..?? Gurl I know what pizza tastes like, still gonna eat another one. I know what a rainbow looks like, you think that'll stop me running outside, camera in hand, to see the next one?

[vilea777]

sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

[dykemd]

i be hating on some friends boyfriends n they didnt even do anything it’s just a matter of principle to me

[cookietastic]

“Oh the people are gonna love this” I say making the most niche piece of media art work that is really only for me,3 people ,and a plastic bag that blows in every so often