Feed me your children.

My name isn't egg nog.

[hippokrampus]

At leas tthere's lots of blood.

[hippokrampus]

Addie grew wings and I am really fuckign drunk.

[hippokrampus]

If I'm lucky Addie might die too.

Holy shit this is the best Christmas ever.

[hippokrampus]

[hippokrampus]

Santa Claus is real and he loves me.

[lycanheartthrob]

I KNOW. And recovering from full moons is always so much easier if I’m well fed. :(

It’s just a thing. The day we met, he burst into tears because I didn’t want to live with him and be his pet forever in the fairy court thing.

[hippokrampus]

What a freak.

Fairies are creeps.

[lycanheartthrob]

He gets upset if I eat humans and follows me everywhere without telling me.

[hippokrampus]

I hate it when people get upset over that.

A guy's gotta eat.

And the following thing is just creepy what the hell.

[lycanheartthrob]

I hide under the bed a lot.

[hippokrampus]

I almost feel bad for you.

[lycanheartthrob]

Absolutely despicable.

[hippokrampus]

How do you stand it?

[lycanheartthrob]

Yes. All the time.

[hippokrampus]

Sickening.

[lycanheartthrob]

I know, right?

Accidentally wander into the court after a full moon and then you’re stuck with one for life.

[hippokrampus]

Does it write you ballads and braid your hair?

[lycanheartthrob]

That’s terrible. :(((

Now I feel bad for complaining about fairy bastards stealing my dread wax.

[hippokrampus]

Okay but fairies are assholes.

[lycanheartthrob]

Steal it back?

[hippokrampus]

Mixed it with iron.  Can't.

[lycanheartthrob]

That sounds shitty and awful, I’m sorry. :(

Leave?

[hippokrampus]

I can't.

I'm a kelpie.  They have my bridle.

[lycanheartthrob]

Oh boy. I assume it’s not a mutual thing?

I’m Selena. Sup?

[hippokrampus]

No really no.

I'm taking care of a couple of horrible Scandinavian women that beat me senseless every night of my life.

[lycanheartthrob]

You sure did.

Who’s Craig?

[hippokrampus]

Craig is a werewolf.  It's a long story but he basically wants my ass.

What's your name?  I'm Crannog.

[hippokrampus]

I think I just logged on to find a werewolf following me.