holy hell I can tell that you hate me

GA. 22. side blog. nathan stocker can curb stomp me

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Nathan on @dkramer.cr2′s story (09.13.18)

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sometimes you just gotta drive around the block bc buttercup isn’t finished playing yet

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via thehalocline insta stories 2.16.18

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i’m crying

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oh nathan!

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via thehalocline on Instagram

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@britobrien: favs from my week with @thehalocline are live 🙃 miss deez dudes. brittanyobrien.com/tour

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WISCONSIN PINES

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hippo campus arguing about soup for a minute straight

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reblogging this again because the banter over chili is jsut too fucking funny to me:

nathan, innocently “is chili soup?”

interviewer, excited about the debate that is ready to unfold, “you bring up a good point. we’re gonna bring that back home, keep going though,” as he points to jake to continue.

jake, “wait is that, was that-”

“CHILI’S NOT A SOUP,” zach interrupts sternly

interviewer says “hey, it’s your world!” encouraging the chili.

jake, in a defeated tone after changing his mind about tomato: “i’ll- ugh… chili, i guess…”

zach as he grabs the microphone, “chili’s not a soup. it’s not water based.” He says Very Confidently, “soup is water based.”

interviewer LOOKS AT CAMERA JUST TRULY FLABBERGASTED 

zach, continuing: “umm, i’m gonna go ahead and say-”

NATHAN NEARLY SPITS OUT HIS DRINK AS HE TURNS TO ZACH, POINTING, AND DECLARES, “FALSE!”  The small man can barely contain his rage.

zach is unphased. he goes on “broccoli cheddar, or,”

“thats not even WATER BASED!” nathan scoffs.

“its a classic!” the interviewer now seems to have SWITCHED SIDES HERE, defending zach!

zach IS STILL LISTING OFF HIS FAVORITE SOUPS, saying “cream of mushroom,” AS IF THIS DISCOURSE WASN’T UNFOLDING BEFORE HIS OWN TWO EYES

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lol

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d.e.c.l.a.n: Just caught Johnny fucking Bond with his fly down xox Also his hand is on my shoulder ❤️❤️

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@thehalocline: yesterday was a grand slam. we ate some hot chicken @royalshotchicken, went to @sluggernation, and had a great show. #louisvillelove

indianapolis tonight!

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:-)

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Reblog if Nathan Stocker has better hair than you.

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via Joolabird on instagram

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via normalparents on instagram

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nathan stalker