[inscrutablegreathornedowl]

tfw you know how the story ends, you just have to write it!! I'm writing a Lies of P fanfiction

[inscrutablegreathornedowl]

I wrote a short Frieren fanfic about Flamme and Serie ❤️

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Flamme needs to go on a trip, and Serie decides that she will watch her plants. Flamme has often found the mind of Serie to be mysterious and unknowable. But sometimes she can just make out that Serie cares about her and might even be proud of her.

words: 2k warnings: no significant warnings; mention of death

[homunculus-argument]

Thoughts that are mutual between cats and their people:

Yeah you're cute when you sleep but you didn't let me sleep either so I'm going to annoy you now because I'm bored. Hahah get poked, sleepy idiot.

How do you not comprehend this when I am literally staring at you. Like I understand that your brain can't understand things this nuanced but come on, how do you not get this.

I don't know if you know that what I am currently doing is an expression of affection, but that won't stop me. Knowing that I showed you that I love you is enough.

I heard a crinkly material and the sound of you chewing so I have to know what's in your mouth RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

I can't communicate with you and you can't communicate with me, so I'm just copying the tone of the sound you're making in hopes that you understand that I try.

You are doing activities beyond my comprehension, and I find this fascinating. I will never understand what the fuck you are trying to achieve here, but I am intrigued nonetheless.

Hey are you ok, you haven't done your weird thing in a while. Yeah I don't get why you do that but I know you do that when you're ok.

[mikkeneko]

[bold-baddie]

[transmutationisms]

me when im so sweet and beautiful

[transmutationisms]

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[inscrutablegreathornedowl]

I decided to change my online name to InscrutableGreatHornedOwl

I came up with CactusChowder in kind of a hurry after tumblr ate my Tavoriel account. I like cacti & its been a good name, but this fits better. I like how like. an actual inscrutable owl is imposing. but to say it like that is fun

[homunculus-argument]

A sick wizard castle with a nondescript van painted on the side. A gothy pin-up girl with the portrait of a random trucker tattooed on her thigh. A bathroom-themed beach vacation. A beautiful brightly coloured cupcake that tastes like soap.

[quite-possibly-haunted]

Jesus with a portrait of my grandma on his wall. A scimitar-wielding fantasy protagonist reading about the adventures of sixth-grader Kelsey. A National Park with a framed print of somebody’s living room.

[inscrutablegreathornedowl]

The Alchemists land in Krat

Let's say Simon is 19, Valentinus is 31, Paracelsus is 38 and stopped aging at 35. As I like to write him, he keeps himself young by balancing the petrification disease perfectly between its petrifying expression and its monstrous expression, so it all cancels out but slightly in favor of being revitalizing. He doesn't have it fine-tuned just 3 years in, & it's giving him some face rocks at the moment, but it more or less works.

Simon isn't important yet, & he's trying to catch the leader's notice by stuff like volunteering to row the boat. Simon's sense of not being important never quite went away. Even as he used his ability to read minds to earn respect from Valentinus over time, until he became his right hand man

[inscrutablegreathornedowl]

art fight attack for @phantommalice! Here's the Porcelain Faced Woman with some lilacs. I read that lilacs represent renewal and confidence!

[scaredii-cat]

Different variations of the same dog

[inscrutablegreathornedowl]

hi my name is Paracelsus! it's my first day

[remanence-of-love]

[pmamtraveller]

"Break Free," created by artist Disha Dua.

[gaylordthethird]

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack