The One True Hipster Quetzal

Call me Jade! Pronouns: She/Her.  Just a random INTP with Severe ADHD [#actuallyadhd] here that likes a lot of stuff. Mainly reblogs, but I might also throw in my 2 cents somewhere in there. 🐍🐍🐍   I'm a Proud Slytherin!!!  🐍🐍🐍 Fandoms: American Gods/Good Omens, Harry Potter The Temeraire Series Dragon Age Mass Effect Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire A:TLA/Legend of Korra Loads of anime, games, and random TV shows.

[deadeyesopened]

[psychoetheric]

god this kid rules

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[dredsina]

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

[dredsina]

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

[dredsina]

Oh crap!!!!

[dredsina]

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

[arirna]

[dykebluejay]

[animalwoonz]

Personal space? Nope - never heard of it.

[alaimo]

Is that…… them

[geekberry]

[thehairiestfeminist]

[cultofthespaghettimonster]

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION

Ramps should be the standard.

Automatic doors should be the standard.

Elevators in multi-story buildings should be the standard.

ASL interpreters at events should be the standard.

Braille menus at restaurants should be the standard.

Accessibility should be the standard.]

[pomeg-juice-and-rinds]

rb this version bc accessibility should be the standard

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

[swampgoth]

he-man was right. whats going on

[weaver-z]

Politics?

[normal-horoscopes]

A republican congresswoman blamed the california wildfires on a “Jewish Space Laser”

[dragkingandreweldritch]

it was Marjorie Taylor Greene wasn’t it

*clicks link*

goddammit

[dragkingandreweldritch]

also I only glanced at the first paragraph of the article before my eyes went to hell but I love how it tries to compare this binch to AOC

like no honey AOC is a serious young person trying to inject fresh ideas into a stagnant political party, Greene is just pure conspiracy theory drivel that percolated its way to the top of the shit pile

[bloodlinemagick]

[anakintrashblog]

[skankplisskenmoved]

[science-fiction-is-real]

[callousisms-blog]

[charlottec21]

[quetzalpali]

[watergirl1996]

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

[klubbhead]

[above-average-gravy-deactivated]

This is the best thing I have ever seen

[klubbhead]

[unaffiliatedpangolin]

@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

[klubbhead]

[sculptingsuccess]

Dam it it got better

[klubbhead]

[nunyabizni]

S T O P

[uhnkass-blog]

@klubbhead

Do Darth Maul next!

[klubbhead]

[rebeccafultz-blog]

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

[klubbhead]

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

[thej-key]

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

[nexar-k]

[tht-lesbian-fangirl]

ENOUGH

[klubbhead]

NO

😬

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

do grand moff tarkin.

[klubbhead]

[maskofprime-moved-3-18-2018]

[fatalis-black]

The last one got me.

[theoldandinactive]

I CAN’T

B R E A T H E

XD

[lonely-roads-at-midnight]

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

[eriggyageptulel]

[agir1ukn0w]

The post of legend has come again

[space-trash-princess]

[idunnotm-has-no-idea]

OH GOD IT GOT BETTER

[glittery-pile-of-flesh-deactiva]

This is best post on this shit hole of an app

[certifiedskywalker]

Holy shit

[kopykunoichi]

Me: Why do I still have a Tumblr account?

This post: *exists*

Me: Oh yeah.

[twochildreninamoteldemo]

sjflksjaldj it keeps coming back, better than before

[doobiwankenooku-deactivated2022]

I AM SCREECHING

[spankerella]

The last time I reblogged this, the canned bread was not there. That got me.

[quu-san]

It’s not bread but honestly I’m not sure we’re keeping track anymore

[kurara123]

may I? 

[rooisonfire]

[vanillachip501]

HOW THE FUCK IS IT STILL GOING AHAHAHAHAHA

[mandos-little-friend]

Whoever posted Yodito with the macaron is clearly a time traveler.

[stream]

Predator (1987) | dir. John McTiernan

[verothexeno]

[wyrmmaster]

[binary-bird]

a hades + divine comedy crossover? on my dash? it’s more likely than you think

[icaruspendragon]

“I’m about to celebrate becoming an only child.”

[sokka-with-his-hair-down]

Eugene Lee Yang is the hero we didn’t deserve but we all needed

[your-royal-momoness]

Excuse me he uses a blue cloth for Azula’s lightning and an orange one for Zuko’s fire I AM DEAD

[ao3commentoftheday]

There's a fine line between perfectionism and procrastination.

[ao3commentoftheday]

The line is fear, and if you can't cross it you'll never get finished.

[ao3commentoftheday]

once again talking about writing and not murder. I’m starting to worry about the overlap here.

[my-writer-jus-hates-the-clock]

That "line" is called the wall of Wall of Awful.

This video explains it

https://youtu.be/Uo08uS904Rg

(There is a part 2 that explains how to get over the wall, below:)

https://youtu.be/hlObsAeFNVk

[peppapigvevo]

i literally had no idea what color “strawberry blonde” was but i looked it up and i dont know what i expected

[spooky-pens]

You know what will really mess you up?

[peppapigvevo]

WHY DID YOU FUCKING DO THAT CANDY

[great-tweets]

As someone raised in the South, I can confirm that this works every time.

[commodorecliche]

I can confirm this as a fellow southerner.

Alternatives include:

"Well, I've bothered you enough for one night."

"Well, I've taken up enough of your time."

And

"Alright, I'll let you get back to it then."

[deco-devolution]

this is so funny im about to explode

[deco-devolution]

[deco-devolution]

[deco-devolution]

[harostar]

[princezilla]

……………… Bioshock is literally about how if the plot of Atlas Shrugged happened it would be a nightmarish distopia that would implode on itself. The entire game is built on a middle finger directed at the bible of the american right.

[beserkerjewel]

Wolfstein is literally about killing Nazis like…imagine being these losers with no brain cells

[prismatic-bell]

Fallout is literally about xenophobia and nationalism combining to DESTROY THE FUCKING WORLD.