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Hello, I'm Thomas Jefferson. I'm the writer of the Declaration of Independence, 3rd president of the United States, first Secretary of State, leader of the Democratic-Republic party, and the guy who invented mac and cheese. You're welcome.

[glumshoe]

tumblr is one of the best platforms on the internet if what you want out of social media is to watch furry vore fetishists get into fights with vegans

[alexanderanimeeyeshamilton]

Heard you and Burr broke up. Wanna get a drink. In a rival way, of course, I'm not gay.

I’m allergic

[hipsterveganthomasjefferson]

Allergic to alcohol? Damn, ma.

[alexanderanimeeyeshamilton]

No, to furries.

[hipsterveganthomasjefferson]

I thought your fursona (feathersona?) was a peacock. 

Stop this internalized furryphobia.

[alexanderanimeeyeshamilton]

Heard you and Burr broke up. Wanna get a drink. In a rival way, of course, I'm not gay.

I’m allergic

[hipsterveganthomasjefferson]

Allergic to alcohol? Damn, ma.

[hipsterveganthomasjefferson]

GOD I fucking love wine like I’m a suburban white Pinterest soccer mom of 3 who posts minion memes on Facebook

[alexanderanimeeyeshamilton]

[hipsterveganthomasjefferson]

I have an addiction, okay!!

[alexanderanimeeyeshamilton]

If you know about it, change it???

It’s like “I got slaves and slavery is bad” “And…” “And…?”

Oh wait.

[hipsterveganthomasjefferson]

Real classy there, Hamilton, throwing all this shade at me. You know what, fine, sure, I owned slaves, but at least I never--

[hipsterveganthomasjefferson]

GOD I fucking love wine like I’m a suburban white Pinterest soccer mom of 3 who posts minion memes on Facebook

[alexanderanimeeyeshamilton]

[hipsterveganthomasjefferson]

I have an addiction, okay!!

[hipsterveganthomasjefferson]

GOD I fucking love wine like I’m a suburban white Pinterest soccer mom of 3 who posts minion memes on Facebook

[puniper]

[gwendolencorday-deactivated2023]

@1776andmylife

[johnadamsbignaturals]

me.

[alexanderanimeeyeshamilton]

What's fucking up you piece of shit looks like you got yourself a little musical huh how's that treating you with all the people kinning with you and headcanoning you as Washington's little whore (well I mean that actually happened) I HOPE YOU'RE ROLLING BIG TIME IN YOUR GRAVE HA.

This is hate crime

[hipsterveganthomasjefferson]

#hewwo when will you stop being a liil bitch!!!

Stop being so triggered, you need your safe space now or something, you Federalist snowflake?

[alexanderanimeeyeshamilton]

Me, a tough macho manly man who was in the army

You, who cries about male praying mantis getting eaten cuz you are all about that MRA movement

[hipsterveganthomasjefferson]

I’m a sophisticated and classy Renaissance man and you’re just some bastard from an island, don’t you dare come at me with that sort of slander again.

[alexanderanimeeyeshamilton]

You are the type to say “horse divorce” but still put on your resume that you speak fluent French.

[hipsterveganthomasjefferson]

Wow, okay, smart guy, lemme guess, it’s not pronounced “foy grass” either? 

[alexanderanimeeyeshamilton]

What's fucking up you piece of shit looks like you got yourself a little musical huh how's that treating you with all the people kinning with you and headcanoning you as Washington's little whore (well I mean that actually happened) I HOPE YOU'RE ROLLING BIG TIME IN YOUR GRAVE HA.

This is hate crime

[hipsterveganthomasjefferson]

#hewwo when will you stop being a liil bitch!!!

Stop being so triggered, you need your safe space now or something, you Federalist snowflake?

[alexanderanimeeyeshamilton]

Me, a tough macho manly man who was in the army

You, who cries about male praying mantis getting eaten cuz you are all about that MRA movement

[hipsterveganthomasjefferson]

I’m a sophisticated and classy Renaissance man and you’re just some bastard from an island, don’t you dare come at me with that sort of slander again.

[alexanderanimeeyeshamilton]

What's fucking up you piece of shit looks like you got yourself a little musical huh how's that treating you with all the people kinning with you and headcanoning you as Washington's little whore (well I mean that actually happened) I HOPE YOU'RE ROLLING BIG TIME IN YOUR GRAVE HA.

This is hate crime

[hipsterveganthomasjefferson]

#hewwo when will you stop being a liil bitch!!!

Stop being so triggered, you need your safe space now or something, you Federalist snowflake?

[alexanderanimeeyeshamilton]

What's fucking up you piece of shit looks like you got yourself a little musical huh how's that treating you with all the people kinning with you and headcanoning you as Washington's little whore (well I mean that actually happened) I HOPE YOU'RE ROLLING BIG TIME IN YOUR GRAVE HA.

This is hate crime

[hipsterveganthomasjefferson]

[beatlesandbollywood-deactivated]

the wiggles r the nxt beatles reblog if u agree

[benfranklinhereman]

//if u dont like american history, please follow these five easy steps step 1)????????? step 2) y step 3) r u ok step 4) pls seek help immediately u scare me step 5) america

[benfranklinhereman]

y didnt they make me president i mean i know im old but i would give everyone free copies of high school musical and we could do that cool high school musical basketball thing fuck u all

[never-controversial-as-it-was]

youre not slutty enough to be prez sorry

[hipsterveganthomasjefferson]

But wasn't Ben like the biggest effin' pimp ever I mean have you seen him with the French ladies.

[hipsterveganthomasjefferson]

Did I tell you people about the time we went to DisneyLand and then James started crying because he wasn't tall enough to ride the roller coasters.

[jemmiemadison-deactivated201704]

Happy birthday Little Jemmie. Even though you're a year older you're still as little as fuck.

Tall people really are assholes.

[hipsterveganthomasjefferson]

#Go fuck yourself

I was hoping to come over and fuck you though.

[jemmiemadison-deactivated201704]

*Throws a porn magazine at him*

[hipsterveganthomasjefferson]

wELL FINE THEN IF YOU WANNA STAY A VIRGIN LIKE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

[benfranklinhereman]

//someone needs 2 make an alexander hamilton and a marquis de laffayete and a john hancock and a paul revere and a king george III and a george mason and a roger sherman and a george washington and a lewis and a clark and holy f rICK please

[hipsterveganthomasjefferson]

((Ay ay, Joyce has an Alexander Hamilton http://imalexanderhamilton.tumblr.com/ and I kinda have a Aaron Burr but I only have like two posts on it whoops http://imaaronburr.tumblr.com/))