terezi blows

man what do i even put here anymore that wont sound totally lame i can juggle

[claudiaisunlovely-blog]

For those of us with lots of yarn and a man we’d prefer to see covered up in cozy wool when he’s lounging poolside.

[ammimagis-deactivated20131208]

the secret is, i already have. (oooh, ahhh.)

hi, i’m john.

[hipstride]

wowie moving up in the big world

hey john hows it going except for the whole bad things

[hipstride]

after 191 pages of me talking about shit i found the pic so now my blogs theme is perfect again

[ammimagis-deactivated20131208]

it feels pretty exciting. whoa. like, really exciting.

[hipstride]

100 people are watching you right now that better feel exciting because youre going to get 101 soon and thatll be a bigger rating of excitement 

you should totally formally introduce yourself for my laziness 

[hipstride]

there is no shirt that says "jealous of my swag" very big disappointment 

[ammimagis-deactivated20131208]

hi, hey, hello. thanks for following.

[hipstride]

no problem its what i can do for the people of the community hows getting 100 feel

[ammimagis-deactivated20131208]

hi yes hello!!!! welcome to the special edition welcome post.

[hipstride]

yo this is one of the best special edition welcome posts ive ever received because its the first one

names dave

[silkilk]

Youre Dead

[hipstride]

oh no B( who else will have all this mad swag like i do

[entitledwindsor-deactivated2013]

[silkilk]

Not To Be Too Forthright With Mentions Of My Vehement Actions Or Anything But If You Ever Connect Fashion To That Barbarity Of A Term Again I Will Kill You

[hipstride]

swag is the only term i connect with fashion its the ultimate term for fashion

[silkilk]

Dick Jokes Arent Really My Forte Seeing That Theyre Generally Unfunny

On A Side Note I Had Already Verified Its Existence

It Is Not Bad

Which Is Why It Must Be A Bot To Have Followed You

No Offense

[hipstride]

wow what a hard blow to my reality dick jokes arent funny anymore?? this changes everything i believe in

youre saying i dont have style and swag i have plenty of it to be wearing what im wearing what now

[everyteenager4free]

[silkilk]

Yes

Your Brain Sits In An Immunological Cerebrospinal Fluid And When You Are Considered To Be Pan Drained Its Assumed That Your Brain Is Drained Of Said CSF And Therefore Has No Buffer Solution

Thus Making You More Vulnerable To Shock And In Turn Lamer

Explaining Humorous Terms For The Sake Of Cultural Clarity Is Kind Of Counterproductive 

Wouldnt You Agree

[hipstride]

pretty much although saying yes would probably do for me instead of explaining what the term brain dead actually did mean

we should stick to simpler jokes that both cultures would get most aliens get dick jokes so theres that

also wanter is a real website

[silkilk]

Ive Never Done Any Of That!

Im Not Pan Drained You Know

[hipstride]

youre either a good liar or telling the truth its hard to tell

is that like a term for brain dead

[silkilk]

Id Prefer To Avert Any Instances Of Incidental Vampire Abasement Due To That Of My Own Sparse Yet Gauche Actions

And I Dont Want To Talk About It

[hipstride]

i could probably guess a few things did you try biting yourself?? what about floating pass a window to see someone undressing?? that seems like a common probably people have when flying

yeah that makes sense

[silkilk]

That Was Entirely Unintentional And It Wont Happen Again

But Yes

I Suppose You Could Say The Air That I Had Achieved In My Mishap Was Rather

Frustrated 

[hipstride]

is there anything else you dont want to blog about

frustrated is good probably hopefully you tried doing a back flip or something while you scored some mad air

or did you tumble into a back flip

[silkilk]

…

Okay Admittedly There Are Moments Where I Stumble Over Myself In Midair But I Dont Want To Blog About That

[hipstride]

well you kind of did right now so there is no going back on it but thats an achievement on itself did you atleast get some mad air