Criminal Minds S1 Sentence Meme
“Are you hacking into the government’s HMO database? Is that legal?”
“Aww, poor baby. Try not to let the tears hit the paper, it gets a little messy.”
“Do I look twelve years old to you?”
“Finding new ways to hurt each other is what we’re good at.”
“Hanging out with you can be really depressing.”
“Hey, what are you telling me? Not to expect a miracle?”
“I don’t know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think that I do.”
“I figure the chances of my getting out of here alive are pretty slim.”
“I know I should feel bad about what happened. I mean, I killed a man. You know, I should feel something.”
“I’ve never known a normal day in my entire life.”
“If I figure it out, does it earn me a night of passionate love making?”
“If there was a longer rod, it could’ve fit here and gone all the way through.”
“In my experience, evil is not a cultural phenomenon, it’s a human one.”
“No wonder you can’t find a date.”
“Not knowing what you feel, that’s not the same as not feeling anything.”
“Please don’t tell me you have a crush on a fictional character.”
“So the insurance company is blowing up annoying clients?”
“That’s what everybody says until they find the body in the basement.”
“There are actually people taking photos of us from the next yard.”
“Trust me, sugar. You’re not going to want to eat when you see what’s in here.”
“Where else would any of us be on a Saturday night? It’s not like we have lives or anything.”
“Without a gun, I look like a teacher’s assistant!”
“You have a lovely smile. But you don’t smile much.”
“You know, there’s got to be a faster way to do this. How about we just change the first question to ‘have you recently dated a homicidal pyromaniac?’”
“You know, you just saved me thousands of dollars in therapy bills. ”
“You move, I’m gonna break your neck.”
“You really don’t know someone till you take a road trip with them.”
“You seem too young to have gotten into medical school.”
“You should see what comes up when you type “death” into a search engine.“
"You will understand why it must be this way. You may even thank me.”
