I’m Lewis Welcome To The Mess

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[starfruitnycarchive]

brockhampton at coachella 2018

[cathagbheag]

tumblr im begging you to let me reblog ads

[teotfw18]

“It’s a Glock 17MB ambidextrous magazine catch, recoil-operated, 19 rounds.” “Yes, James.”

[unintendedblackhole]

I used to have an english teacher and an art teacher who were on the same university course as Thom Yorke; apparently he used to write these strange stories and poems about elves and stuff and the lecturer would get really confused and he’d intonate it was too much for them to understand. He also used to claim “it doesn’t matter because I’ll be a famous musician one day”.  I remember my literature teacher saying he’d heard Radiohead and after hearing Thom Yorke’s name, thought to himself, “that fucker. he went and did it.” 

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

the queen could literally intervene and stop british children from being so malnourished that there has been a widespread return of rickets in the country but she won’t. kate and baldy could do something about this instead of going to various ex-colonies of britain and lecturing locals about the dangers of having too many children whilst they are expecting their third inbred freeloader but they won’t. megan markle and ginger are going on a £120,000 honeymoon. whilst children forced into poverty by the tories fill their pockets with food at school just to get through the weekend. the lifestyle and entitlement of the royal family remains absolutely and completely morally indefensible.

[eddie-vedder]

[restless-dreams-of-youth]

My Bloody Valentine

[evil-britney]

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

you mean, skin?

[degenerate-perturbation]

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

[l-amourperdu]

Hank Williams in Montgomery, Alabama.

[hole1994-deactivated20221111]

morrissey: if you’re so funny then why are you on your own tonight? 

me:

[overexposedenjoy]

Mr. Car seat toledo:

If you really wanna know how kind u r

Just ask urself why ur lyin in bed alone

[bestexoticmarigoldhotel]

I am enjoying the rise of the British Banter meme but you guys are forgetting the most crucial part to British comedy culture. 

[perfectly--fucked-deactivated20]

[sunfortune]

peter: my spidey senses are tingling …something bad is happening

the rest of the kids on the bus: yeah dude there’s a giant alien circle in the sky

[qvrapika-deactivated20200531]

[jncos]

British gangster hitting someone with a pipe: Oi’m not the big doggo here. I’m a fucking smol bean. I’m a HECKING CUTE PUPPER DO YOU FACKIN’ UNDERSTAND ME?????

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

This website is a lot sometimes

[brendonurinal]

Friendly reminder that it is 100% ok to wear cowboy hats in public it is your body and you get to decide what you do with it. Ranching should never be ‘inappropriate’ or ‘wrong’

[thesassformers]