Sarugaki Hiyori

“I really, really hate humans. I really hate Shinigami too.” || Pinterest Occupation: ; Unagiya employee.

[anime-snacks]

[hiyorisarugaki]

Puts cute bunny ears on her. "Kids loves these. They look nice on you."

VIOLENTLY SMACKING HIM AND THOSE CURSED BUNNY EARS AWAY!!

"I ain't a damn kid! I'm old enough 'ta be yer grandma! Give me some respect ya overgrown woodlouse!"

[hiyorisarugaki]

gives her a piece of candy, cause she baby. B/ Tiny baby

Skips off but takes the candy. "Yer seriously becomin' a stalker..."

@rage-trigger

[hiyorisarugaki]

He leans over with a slight curve to his back to reach Hiyori's height. Flicking her button nose with a smirk on his face.

"Heard ya met a new face at the squad five barracks... what was that name ya gave? ... brace face?"

He chuckles at the name now that he says it allowed.

@snazzyjazzyclassicals

Immediately shoves him off her. Why was he flicking her nose?!

"HAAA?! Where did ya sprout from? Ain't ya s'posed 'ta be busy bein' a captain?!"

She tried to recall the grouchy girl she had met. Ohhhh yeah.

"Yeah - she in yer squad? I didn't even realise..."

[hiyorisarugaki]

"What's your Bankai like?" He looks at the tiny blonde curiously. "Or have you not learned to use it yet?"

"Why d'ya wanna know about my bankai?"

It was still a new bankai when compared to Lisa, but it was still a sight to behold. She needed to manifest eight heads at the same time.

"A bankai is generally quite big, unless ya can fine tune it. That's what I'm doin'. But don't tell anyone cuz I don't plan on ever becomin' a shinigami again."

@rage-trigger

[saphafras-artz]

backlog

ms brat hiyori sarugaki

oh yeah have a speed paint too cuz it's cool

[hiyorisarugaki]

"Ah, Lieutenant Sarugaki.

Your remarkable intellect has influenced me. I found a better solution for your plan: Surströmming."

— TBTP

Kisuke had blown the budget again with all the materials he kept requesting. As well as additional housing expenses for members of their squad that needed to attend the academy as well.

"Yo, Sosuke," she waved at him, closing the reports and standing up to follow him.

"My pl-- hah! The fish?" She began with a wicked smirk. "Is that Sur- thing worse than fish?"

[meishutori]

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[oddlydrawndream]

Crush: *Talks to someone*

Me: I lost them. They’re clearly in love with that person. How did this happen?

[hiyorisarugaki]

Hiyori: Go big or go home! Kisuke:Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home. Hiyori: I'm going big!

[hiyorisarugaki]

Oh maaan. This was such good timing!

“Geez, ya really can’t hide yer interest in me? Can ya? Guess ya must’a missed me ‘ta come waddling over as soon as I appeared.”

Aw. It was kinda cute to see his serious little face again.

[ryusxnka]

H e scoffs, an inkling of his petulance forthwith absconding from between his lips as a retort to her nonsensical words. " - Me being out here has nothing to do with you being around. " He's expeditious to correct her, a frown adorning his countenance. What rotten timing; albeit, in truth, thus, admittedly, seeing her doing well did bring him contentment.

" -- What purpose do you even have that requires you to be in the Seiretei? " he inquires.

[hiyorisarugaki]

"Huh? Can't my purpose be 'ta see my friends?" Hiyori began. Did she always need to get an errand from Kisuke or wait for a crisis?

But who knows. Soul Society's laws always changed like the weather. But Toshiro was one of those that stood by that law.

But...

"Did ya grow taller?!"

NO. NO WAY!

[rpmemesbyarat]

Recommend romantic candidates for my muses and see their reaction!

Note: They do not have to be ones my muses would like!

[hiyorisarugaki]

damn hiyori always looking kinda chopped

“Yeah I got cut in half once.”

[reiiishii]

@hiyorisarugaki replied to your post “Shiki vc: Men like me for my gloomy and morbid...”:

"You'd be surprised how popular that is."

"Color me shocked, I should have more men lined up then- I'm perfect for those with that specific brand of freak."

[hiyorisarugaki]

“Maybe they’re just shy?”

At least she was a good height with good teeth.

[ryusxnka]

H e senses a blond-haired goblin near where he had been standing.

[hiyorisarugaki]

Oh maaan. This was such good timing!

“Geez, ya really can’t hide yer interest in me? Can ya? Guess ya must’a missed me ‘ta come waddling over as soon as I appeared.”

Aw. It was kinda cute to see his serious little face again.

[hiyorisarugaki]

@reiiishii from here;

Aaaand she’s already taking off the sandal to dock it across his head.

She still respected him enough (?) to not aim for his dumb hat.

“Ya couldn’t handle a plastic bag!”

[goobygnarp]

when youre a slave to bbeauty