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While en-route to a job on a snowy morn.

Brockhampton, near Bromyard, Herefordshire. UK.

14-01-2015

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Italian greyhound, Enzo.

Currently about 6 months old.

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Taken from the top of some scaffold outside a barn in Tretire, Herefordshire. Setting sun throwing beautiful colours over the rolling fields.

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Lamborghini Countach S

On show at the Haynes International Motor Museum

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An important decision was made here.

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Here before you is about 900 books. About two-thirds of my Mum's collection which she had amassed over the years.

Had to get rid of them all, unfortunately. Sold them for the sum of £40 (about 3 pence a book).

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And so the girlfriend got a new car. (Face and reg plate blacked for privacy - I'm not actually dating a girl with a black box for a face....) Audi A4 - S line Quattro. 2.0L diesel producing 170PS (approx 168bhp)

Most important bit is there is enough space in the boot for a dead body and a couple of shovels with room to spare for the shopping, too.

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Hello Tumblr,

This is a photo of my dad and I.

That is all.

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From my old 924

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While on my travels I came across this interesting piece.

Not 100% sure what it is, although at a guess I would say it's an unfinished steam tractor project.

Can't imagine the steering to be that light, nor the ride to be that soft!

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Temporary office for this morning in the idyllic setting of Stretton Grandisson, Herefordshire.

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My temporary office for this afternoon.

No phone calls to interrupt you

No internet or emails to distract you

No one around for miles to bug you.

Just peace and tranquillity.

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Recent Shower Thoughts

1. As a clitoris is effectively an underformed penis, we're all gay. 2. Poo must be like expanding foam which reacts with the air because there is no way in hell that log came out of my petite butthole!

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While on my travels...

14th March 2014 @ New Mini Hatch unveiling in Tewkesbury.

Spotted this old classic.

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While on my travels I came across this.

1972 Datsun 240Z. 2.4L engine.

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Whilst on my travels I came across this. Lamborghini Gallardo 4.0L V10. (Apologies for the grainy photo: had to zoom in quite a bit)

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Slug-sex; for all of you who are into gastropod porn. That slimy blob in the middle is their dicks wrapped together.