G Man

[hl1-gman]

What does the g in your name stand for?

I Don't Have To Answer That

[hlof-shephard]

Could stand for:

-Government

-Garry

-Gay

-Genocidal

Might be all of them

[hl1-freeman]

It’s definitely “Gay”

[aperture-hr-official]

{ It’s government. Don’t ask me how I know that or I’ll have to, and I am not even slightly joking about this, neuralize you. }

[hl1-gman]

I Say, With All Due Respect, It Was Never A Life Or Death Matter In My Opinion.

[freemans-mind-offical]

Yeah the sudden escalation to violence is a bit jarring. I'm guessing someone got his hands on a hammer and thinks this is a nail type of problem

[hl1-gman]

Verily, Though I Struggle To Think Of How I Should Address You.

[freemans-mind-offical]

Gordon, Mind, Freemind, Reining Champion of Not Being Dead for 27 years in a row. I don't care that much

[hl1-gman]

I See. Freemind Rolls Off The Tongue Rather Nicely.

[hl1-gman]

What does the g in your name stand for?

I Don't Have To Answer That

[hlof-shephard]

Could stand for:

-Government

-Garry

-Gay

-Genocidal

Might be all of them

[hl1-freeman]

It’s definitely “Gay”

[aperture-hr-official]

{ It’s government. Don’t ask me how I know that or I’ll have to, and I am not even slightly joking about this, neuralize you. }

[hl1-gman]

I Say, With All Due Respect, It Was Never A Life Or Death Matter In My Opinion.

[freemans-mind-offical]

Yeah the sudden escalation to violence is a bit jarring. I'm guessing someone got his hands on a hammer and thinks this is a nail type of problem

[hl1-gman]

Verily, Though I Struggle To Think Of How I Should Address You.

[hl1-gman]

What does the g in your name stand for?

I Don't Have To Answer That

[hlof-shephard]

Could stand for:

-Government

-Garry

-Gay

-Genocidal

Might be all of them

[hl1-freeman]

It’s definitely “Gay”

[aperture-hr-official]

{ It’s government. Don’t ask me how I know that or I’ll have to, and I am not even slightly joking about this, neuralize you. }

[hl1-gman]

I Say, With All Due Respect, It Was Never A Life Or Death Matter In My Opinion.

[sign-my-petition-2003]

Mr. Dude, I Have Observed Your Skill With Firearms, And I Was Curious As To If You Would Be Willing To Take A Job Under My Employers. You Will Never Need To Worry About Money, And I Think You Will Find The Work Environment Tailored Well To Your Skills.

-@hl1-gman

Not Interested Sorry.

[hl1-gman]

I See.

[hl1-gman]

I Went To Get My Bulletproof Suit Pressed, And The... Reprobates, Shall We Call Them, Seemed To Find It A Wise Decision To Wash It Along With Multiple Garments Belonging To Other People. My Suit, And The Clothing Of Others, Is Stained A Light Yet Noticeable Pink. The Location Of This Laundromat Will Remain Moot, However I Have Opened A Portal To Xen On The Premises.

[hl1-gman]

Yo whats up gary man? - 🥔👑

Nothing Out Of The Ordinary. Yet.

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[wassuppeas]

[thegreenaper]

[hl1-gman]

She Would Absolutely

[poizen0991]

Duke Nukem for President 2028

[duke-nukem-real]

As president of these United States of America I, Duke Nukem, pledge to keep Nazis ON our streets. Yeah that's right. I plan to keep them face down, sucking concrete right where they belong. Because punching Nazis isn't just ok, it's the god damned civic duty of everybody in this country.

A vote for Duke Nukem is a vote to make Nazis scared as shit of harassing people of color, queer people, or trans people ever again.

I'm Duke Nukem, and your god damn right I approve this message.

[bj-blazkowicz-offical]

Amen son, I'm gonna vote for you, I think.

[hl1-freeman]

If I don’t die or get kidnapped by the Gman before then I’ll vote for you bro.

[hla-freeman-official]

Hey @hl1-gman, can people who are either about to or have been kidnapped by you be let out to vote for Duke Nukem?

[hl1-gman]

Absolutely. This Cause Is Necessary. Mr. Nukem, For As Odd A Name That Is, Has My Vote And Yours.

[hlof-shephard]

…since when could YOU vote???

[hl1-gman]

Question Not What You Shouldn't Know, Corporal

[hl1-gman]

What does the g in your name stand for?

I Don't Have To Answer That

[poizen0991]

Duke Nukem for President 2028

[duke-nukem-real]

As president of these United States of America I, Duke Nukem, pledge to keep Nazis ON our streets. Yeah that's right. I plan to keep them face down, sucking concrete right where they belong. Because punching Nazis isn't just ok, it's the god damned civic duty of everybody in this country.

A vote for Duke Nukem is a vote to make Nazis scared as shit of harassing people of color, queer people, or trans people ever again.

I'm Duke Nukem, and your god damn right I approve this message.

[bj-blazkowicz-offical]

Amen son, I'm gonna vote for you, I think.

[hl1-freeman]

If I don’t die or get kidnapped by the Gman before then I’ll vote for you bro.

[hla-freeman-official]

Hey @hl1-gman, can people who are either about to or have been kidnapped by you be let out to vote for Duke Nukem?

[hl1-gman]

Absolutely. This Cause Is Necessary. Mr. Nukem, For As Odd A Name That Is, Has My Vote And Yours.

[hl1-gman]

I Believe A Certain @hla-freeman-official Is Looking For You, Sir! Why, I Have No Clue!

- @miss-boss-official

Well, Have Freeman 1.5 Know That I'm Right Here

[hla-freeman-official]

I thought you said that you couldn't do much because you're for hl1

...whatever that means

[hl1-gman]

Irregardless, What Was It You Wanted?

[hla-freeman-official]

Oh! Um, may I have a half gallon jug of apple juice please? And a cup. Wait, make it two! (In case @hlof-shephard comes over!)

If not that's totally cool it's a dumb request

[hl1-gman]

I Don't See Why Not

[therealscottyp]

I Have Heard Whispers Of You Being The Best Fighter In Your Province. Would You Perhaps Consider Employment Alongside My Associates, Doctor Freeman And Corporal Shephard?

-- @hl1-gman

Well it depends, what are you offering salary wise? Also yes as a matter of a fact I AM The best fighter in my province thank you very much!😀

[hl1-gman]

I Suppose One Could Say It Pays In Experience. Allow Me To Put It This Way: If You Take This Job, You Will Never Need To Worry About Money Again.

[therealscottyp]

Hmmmmm… Eh seems like a good deal

I mean after thinking long and hard about this,

I’LL TAKE IT

[hl1-gman]

@hl1-freeman, @hlof-shephard, Meet Your New Associate

[hlof-shephard]

Thankfully I waited a little bit before joining

[therealscottyp]

Oh okay um.. off to a great start pal

However it is very nice to meet you😀

[hl1-gman]

I Believe A Certain @hla-freeman-official Is Looking For You, Sir! Why, I Have No Clue!

- @miss-boss-official

Well, Have Freeman 1.5 Know That I'm Right Here

[hla-freeman-official]

I thought you said that you couldn't do much because you're for hl1

...whatever that means

[hl1-gman]

Irregardless, What Was It You Wanted?

[hl1-gman]

I Believe A Certain @hla-freeman-official Is Looking For You, Sir! Why, I Have No Clue!

- @miss-boss-official

Well, Have Freeman 1.5 Know That I'm Right Here

[therealscottyp]

I Have Heard Whispers Of You Being The Best Fighter In Your Province. Would You Perhaps Consider Employment Alongside My Associates, Doctor Freeman And Corporal Shephard?

-- @hl1-gman

Well it depends, what are you offering salary wise? Also yes as a matter of a fact I AM The best fighter in my province thank you very much!😀

[hl1-gman]

I Suppose One Could Say It Pays In Experience. Allow Me To Put It This Way: If You Take This Job, You Will Never Need To Worry About Money Again.

[therealscottyp]

Hmmmmm… Eh seems like a good deal

I mean after thinking long and hard about this,

I’LL TAKE IT

[hl1-gman]

@hl1-freeman, @hlof-shephard, Meet Your New Associate

[therealscottyp]

I Have Heard Whispers Of You Being The Best Fighter In Your Province. Would You Perhaps Consider Employment Alongside My Associates, Doctor Freeman And Corporal Shephard?

-- @hl1-gman

Well it depends, what are you offering salary wise? Also yes as a matter of a fact I AM The best fighter in my province thank you very much!😀

[hl1-gman]

I Suppose One Could Say It Pays In Experience. Allow Me To Put It This Way: If You Take This Job, You Will Never Need To Worry About Money Again.

[miss-boss-official]

Any Tips For The Workplace Environment Expectations Of An Incomprehensible Being? I Am Unsure How To Treat Our HR Guy And I Don’t Speak Lovecraftian.

[rattmann-offical]

@hl1-gman any tips?

[hl1-gman]

Allow Interdimensional Travel On The Premises, And... You Are Most Probably Fine