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#ooc

And with that, also an OOC announcement! During the month of July, I'll be taking a well-earned break from the daily grind of HLVRV- in other words, we'll be on hiatus! Not only because I'll be going on a trip in the middle of the month, not OOOONLY so I can take a break from the process of having to draw basically nothing but cutscenes for weeks on end, but ALSO... It's Artfight season! And I'll be DAMNED if I let ask blogs distract me from UNLEASHING THE BEAST. I hope to see you all in August! Thank you so much for reading HLVRV: Redux so far! And have a good rest of your Pride Month!

#ooc

DAY 9 END

#redux #day 9

partners always work together on stuff and this is perfect for you too, plus you get to spend more time together

[Everyone starts pooling onto the ship- or, as Neo called it, the "piece of metal", and as Neo lovingly places the Crazy Frog portrait near the computer desk, he spots the Cowboy Nugget laid on it.]

Neo: ...Oh, yo, what's this?-

Kittle: DON'T TOUCH IT! YOU'RE GONNA GET THEM ARGUING AGAIN!!

[Kittle has forcibly cut comms!]

#redux #day 9 #neo #kittle

Well, since we’ve managed to piece together Swap’s ending, what should we gun for next? Malcom’s timeline? Gordon B’s timeline?

Admin F: Considering this is a "Swap" universe, and Malcom's is over by the Streamer's Nebula... Mmm... yes... We'll have to go 'round the horn... It'll take us a full Earth day before we reach Malcom's world.

Admin F: But the GOOD news is that Gordon B's world is VERY close to Malcom's! We should be able to hit his world after the gamer's, here!

#redux #day 9 #admin f

NEO HAS JOINED THE PARTY! CUE THE FANFARE

Neo: OH! Hold on gotta tell the boys bye and I'll be good.

[He rushes upstairs, presumably going back to his game room, then running back downstairs, now holding the... giant portrait of Crazy Frog.]

Kittle: Dude. You are CRAZY.

Neo: Nooooo, he's Crazy.

[At the door, Swap crouches down to do up his boots, only to see that Neo's also doing up his own pair of knee-high boots. They spot the similarity and laugh.]

#redux #day 9 #neo #kittle

(very loudly) WE ARE GIVING JOSHUA GUNS!!!

Gordon B: NO YOU ARE NOT!

#redux #day 9 #gordon b

Neo Acquired!!!

Neo: Let's go see your big thing of metal you parked on my street!!

Admin F: That is a SPACESHIP!

#redux #day 9 #admin f #neo

thats great! but does that mean we just... leave swap here now?

Admin P: Well- it's his choice. If he'd rather stay, then-

Swap: No. I'm coming with you guys. We've still got friends to save.

[He sighs, turning back.]

Swap: Neo... I know I just got here. But there's a whole convoluted web of stuff that's been going on with me and these guys. To, uh, make a long story short... There's an evil Dr. G that's been hurting the space men. Like, a lot. And... he took two of our friends. So I have to go help find them, and maybe beat the shit out of him or something.

Swap: And... You're just a guy who happened to play a video game. You're very squishy. Like all humans are. So I have to leave you behind. For safety.

Neo: ...

Neo: Uhhh, then why does HE get to go?

[Neo points at Gordon B.]

Gordon B: Uh-

Swap: BECAUSE HE HAS PUNCHING MAGIC! Look, this is dangerous! You can't just come along!

Neo: Aww, who sez? This is your problem, bro, so now it's mine!

Neo: LET'S GO SAVE SOME GUYS!

Swap: Then...

Swap: ...I'll guard you with my life.

#redux #day 9 #swap #neo #gordon b #admin p

malcom if swap can do it so can you! you can fix things and make everything better

[Kittle gets set down again, and the two of them head back into the living room, where everyone's waiting.]

Kittle: Yeah. I know I've got these jackasses on my side no matter what, huh?

#redux #day 9 #kittle

petition to arm every version of Joshie with a (nerf) gun

Benrey: so he doesn't shoot people... but... he will?

#redux #day 9 #y2kbens

Oh dear hold on, okay:

No, I don't think a little 5 year old actually would shoot people for fun (unless he had a toy dart gun, which would be harmless). If you're worried about Josh, or making a good first impression, maybe you can just ask Gordon B? That IS his kid, after all! I'm sure he could walk you through things, and it'll be just fine.

— 💀☔️

Benrey: so he doesn't shoot people. okay good. got it.

Benrey: ...the kid was always something gordon would talk about. no matter what. i guess i got to see him out here in the real world, but... i always just- let gordon deal with it n' tuned most of it out.

#redux #day 9 #y2kbens

Yay Swap! We’re all so proud of you!!!

Swap: Y'know, I spent all that time reliving the mess I made over and over, and worrying about this moment, but now... I'm over the biggest hump. Just like that.