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[hmapercarli]

@hmaperscarlett

[hmapercarli]

heyyyy babe love of my life can i brutally murder you

@hmaperscarlett

nah i gotta life 2 live

[hmaperscarlett]

yeah but like maybe you’ll become a ghost yk i i domt kmow i kinda have to anyway i just dont rlly want there to be bad blood between us you know how it is

[hmapercarli]

u dont got my conzent babe

no meanz no

[hmaperscarlett]

yeah i dont think thats how murder works,,,,come onnnnn dont you wanna be a ghost itll be coollllll

[hmapercarli]

heyyyy babe love of my life can i brutally murder you

@hmaperscarlett

nah i gotta life 2 live

[hmaperscarlett]

yeah but like maybe you’ll become a ghost yk i i domt kmow i kinda have to anyway i just dont rlly want there to be bad blood between us you know how it is

[hmaperscarlett]

pfft, you really think you could handle bein on despair's side? you really wanna be part of this? I don't think you got the grit for it kiddo.

WAIT WAIT YES QUEEN OMG literally bowing down to you right now ilk do it i promisie ive goto it i have a recoord wait ok so there was this one time where i bombed one of my exdads and uhh what else have i dome i killed amd will kill again tried to get this hamster to donate his body to this fucked up science thing didnt work out but life goes on cest la vie

[unluckyservice4]

yeah i dunno. i think it's a little hardcore for you. but if you really wanna prove yourself....... find what you love, what you love more than anything else in the world, aaaaaaaaaaaaaanything else, you can't live without it, you can't breath without it, find that one special thing or person.....

[hmaperscarlett]

ouu do i have to kill her yk what i might she’ll probably understand or or uh i can flush my glittee down the toilet thats real important to me

[unluckyservice4]

you can't pussy out on this. you gotta find what you love and give it hell.

[hmaperscarlett]

ok ok hmm on one hand i love my girlfriend on the other hand youre my role model,,,,, so sure ill bash her skull in maybe she’ll become a ghost ouuu that would be funzies

[hmaperscarlett]

pfft, you really think you could handle bein on despair's side? you really wanna be part of this? I don't think you got the grit for it kiddo.

WAIT WAIT YES QUEEN OMG literally bowing down to you right now ilk do it i promisie ive goto it i have a recoord wait ok so there was this one time where i bombed one of my exdads and uhh what else have i dome i killed amd will kill again tried to get this hamster to donate his body to this fucked up science thing didnt work out but life goes on cest la vie

[unluckyservice4]

yeah i dunno. i think it's a little hardcore for you. but if you really wanna prove yourself....... find what you love, what you love more than anything else in the world, aaaaaaaaaaaaaanything else, you can't live without it, you can't breath without it, find that one special thing or person.....

[hmaperscarlett]

ouu do i have to kill her yk what i might she’ll probably understand or or uh i can flush my glittee down the toilet thats real important to me

[hmaperscarlett]

pfft, you really think you could handle bein on despair's side? you really wanna be part of this? I don't think you got the grit for it kiddo.

WAIT WAIT YES QUEEN OMG literally bowing down to you right now ilk do it i promisie ive goto it i have a recoord wait ok so there was this one time where i bombed one of my exdads and uhh what else have i dome i killed amd will kill again tried to get this hamster to donate his body to this fucked up science thing didnt work out but life goes on cest la vie

[hmaperscarlett]

resentment

[hmaperscarlett]

Meep… meep…

did you fall? are uou alkrugth?

[meepbeepers]

Meep meep meep meep… meep meep… meep…

(The grub tried to shake off the black dust… I don’t know about you, but I think I know what this powder is…)

[hmaperscarlett]

spit it out we are like fighting agianist rhe clock

[meepbeepers]

(After a bit of hesitation, the grub ended up sneezing due to the powder…)

(Yup, that was definitely pepper.)

Meep meep meep…

[hmaperscarlett]

why does shine like even need peoper

[meepbeepers]

Meep meep meep, meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep… Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep?

[hmaperscarlett]

ph waot tjays so truw wait your brain sure is large

[meepbeepers]

(The grub goes into the bag and pushes out the pepper shaker Shine had. It was slightly damaged from the fall, but it was still mostly intact and not spilling pepper everywhere.)

Meep meep meep, meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep Meep meep meep!

[hmaperscarlett]

OK YEHANYEHAH LETST GO LETS GO

[meepbeepers]

Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep! Meep meep meep meep meep meep!

(And after that awfully non-specific “command,” where the grub seemingly forgot to tell the hmaper who to use the pepper on, it leaped off of the table and left through the same crack in the wall it entered through.)

[hmaperscarlett]

use it,,,,???? MEEP WHAT DO YOU MENA WHAT whatever im getting out of here taking this shit with em

[hmaperscarlett]

Meep… meep…

did you fall? are uou alkrugth?

[meepbeepers]

Meep meep meep meep… meep meep… meep…

(The grub tried to shake off the black dust… I don’t know about you, but I think I know what this powder is…)

[hmaperscarlett]

spit it out we are like fighting agianist rhe clock

[meepbeepers]

(After a bit of hesitation, the grub ended up sneezing due to the powder…)

(Yup, that was definitely pepper.)

Meep meep meep…

[hmaperscarlett]

why does shine like even need peoper

[meepbeepers]

Meep meep meep, meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep… Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep?

[hmaperscarlett]

ph waot tjays so truw wait your brain sure is large

[meepbeepers]

(The grub goes into the bag and pushes out the pepper shaker Shine had. It was slightly damaged from the fall, but it was still mostly intact and not spilling pepper everywhere.)

Meep meep meep, meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep Meep meep meep!

[hmaperscarlett]

OK YEHANYEHAH LETST GO LETS GO

[hmaperscarlett]

Meep… meep…

did you fall? are uou alkrugth?

[meepbeepers]

Meep meep meep meep… meep meep… meep…

(The grub tried to shake off the black dust… I don’t know about you, but I think I know what this powder is…)

[hmaperscarlett]

spit it out we are like fighting agianist rhe clock

[meepbeepers]

(After a bit of hesitation, the grub ended up sneezing due to the powder…)

(Yup, that was definitely pepper.)

Meep meep meep…

[hmaperscarlett]

why does shine like even need peoper

[meepbeepers]

Meep meep meep, meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep… Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep?

[hmaperscarlett]

ph waot tjays so truw wait your brain sure is large

[corporationtogami]

dont listen to her ill totally enforce our document trust

@hmaperscarlett

id like to see that...

[hmaperscarlett]

[corporationtogami]

WHAT. IS. THAT.

[hmaperscarlett]

jennifer,m,m,,,,but also me if yiu disoown me be tee dubs

[hmapercarli]

@hmaperscarlett

[hmaperscarlett]

i love you

[enoshima-pilled]

we should go out driving

@hmaperscarlett

I will perobably crasj the car

[hmaperscarlett]

thats okay yk its fun

[enoshima-pilled]

honeslgy a tip 10 passyome crashing carels

[hmaperscarlett]

ive never dome it beifore hoendlty i havent been out drunk dipriving or crashed a cqr,,,tried to get that servant guy to take me out drunk drivijgn once btu hes boring

[enoshima-pilled]

I've tLked to him liek three times and yeah he's really bkring... shoild try again. but that soinds gun I shluld try kt.

[hmaperscarlett]

YEAH and get rhis: he made me live in the woods for loke,,,12 days

and you shoudlmt try it,,,WE should try it yaya

[enoshima-pilled]

tags so rud of him... and yeahh totally I'm up gor it

[hmaperscarlett]

YAAAAA huduggsgs big h7gb am the happisiest hamsteye rin the wprld

[enoshima-pilled]

we should go out driving

@hmaperscarlett

I will perobably crasj the car

[hmaperscarlett]

thats okay yk its fun

[enoshima-pilled]

honeslgy a tip 10 passyome crashing carels

[hmaperscarlett]

ive never dome it beifore hoendlty i havent been out drunk dipriving or crashed a cqr,,,tried to get that servant guy to take me out drunk drivijgn once btu hes boring

[enoshima-pilled]

I've tLked to him liek three times and yeah he's really bkring... shoild try again. but that soinds gun I shluld try kt.

[hmaperscarlett]

YEAH and get rhis: he made me live in the woods for loke,,,12 days

and you shoudlmt try it,,,WE should try it yaya

[enoshima-pilled]

we should go out driving

@hmaperscarlett

I will perobably crasj the car

[hmaperscarlett]

thats okay yk its fun

[enoshima-pilled]

honeslgy a tip 10 passyome crashing carels

[hmaperscarlett]

ive never dome it beifore hoendlty i havent been out drunk dipriving or crashed a cqr,,,tried to get that servant guy to take me out drunk drivijgn once btu hes boring

[enoshima-pilled]

we should go out driving

@hmaperscarlett

I will perobably crasj the car

[hmaperscarlett]

thats okay yk its fun

[enoshima-pilled]

hi besttiej best firennd hows lofe do you wanna beat up that servant guy im in

@hmaperscarlett

life is hood n yeah sure ill happilt beag them uo

[hmaperscarlett]

FUCK YEAH LETS GP this is awesome this isi why i love upi best frined foroev