My life be like...

I'm Haley. I spend my time figuring out the best way to string words together, planning trips I can't afford and listening to music that isn't nearly as good as I claim it is.

[dyingbulb]

If this is not the most romantic birthday wish, idk what else

[onlytwitterpics]

[presidentmenace]

[bob-belcher]

[realitytvgifs]

[popcornfunction]

sometimes trevor noah just gets there

[mysharona1987]

[britneysbaldhead-deactivated201]

me in hell waiting for all my friends to die

[zog-agent]

[mjalti]

“u shouldn’t use ur phone while it’s charging” and Napoleon shouldn’t have tried to invade Russia during its frigid winter ok but we’re all hellbent on digging our own private graves here

[prolusion]

you’re adorable fuck me against a wall

[bodyglitter]

i wonder how fast i would die if i tried to talk to my mom the way the kardashians talk to kris

[quotes-worth-reading]

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on.

Jon Stewart (via quotes-worth-reading)

[succeeding]

When one of your friends posts a bad picture of you

[willow]

name a more iconic duo than my titties

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

The only thing I’ll be kissing on new years is this hell year goodbye

[2ad]

Life really isn’t what I expected it to be

[chessys]

less quicksand

[yassmines-deactivated20161205]

almost no quicksand to be honest

[spaceyam]

lots of metaphorical quicksand tho