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[realsubtlejules]

yeah i have a sex playlist, it's called the entire discography of andrew john hozier-byrne

[lispenardsstreet]

On Irish trains we have train magazines for some reason and I would like to inform u that hozier is on the cover

[notkatniss]

so ur telling me they just say go rail hozier. Mood

[thebeatlebird]

[flagellant]

just because its a bromance doesnt mean you cant kiss him with tongue. follow for more nontoxic masculinity or else

[fag4butch]

*sighs dreamily* what a fucking weirdo

[valtsv]

"what the fuck is your problem?" (compliment)

[valtsv]

"are you sick in the head or something?" (flirtatious)

[valtsv]

"fucking freak" (affectionate)

[scary-flag]

[emmymia]

[iknowitwontwork]

REBLOG IF IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BOTHER YOU IF YOU'RE MY MUTUAL

[flagellant]

Gender is a performance and I'm a dancing frog in a top hat that keeps getting dragged off stage by a big hook.

[monkeychewtoy]

I especially love this because Michigan J. Frog (yes that's the name of the frog you're thinking of, yes you really can just name characters anything) was the original "well now I am not doing it" meme. He would put on these amazing performances until someone tried to put him on display, at which point he would just act like a regular-ass frog

so this post can also be read as "gender is a performance and I'm only doing it when I want to, not when others demand it"

fuck yeah

[wishbonemotel]

it’s so stupid that you can’t think your way out of the mental health trenches. like you can know exactly what is wrong, why it’s upsetting you, and you can walk yourself through all of it logically and Understand it but your brain just responds like

[mixtapetraxx]

Bond girls are out. Blanc girls (underprivileged women who screw over rich assholes with the help of this silly detective) are in.

[thecryptkeeper]

every male celebrity stands like this on the red carpet 

[celinedijonmustard-deactivated2]

[catnip-cryptidd]

This post has crossed my dash multiple times and every time I see it theres a different picture of a generic white male celebrity

[theevenprime]

Bear in mind, though, that the Hannibal Lecter pose wasn’t made by filming a serial killer, it was made by telling experienced actor Sir Anthony Hopkins to stand as though someone were looking at him like an animal in a zoo exhibit, and he went, “oh, I know this one.” It’s Red Carpet Pose all the way down.

[memeuplift]

[realsubtlejules]

it's my semi annual "think about amy winehouse and cry" era

[realsubtlejules]

Are we developing such a gender?

No we are not.

Because we've already developed it.

[mystericmoon]

[realsubtlejules]

[realsubtlejules]

god is dead

[godwisheshewereme]