is that an alien?

seen your pretty ass soon as you came in that door

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I know, I know, alcohol. If you can get me said alcohol then you’ll be my best friend.

[hmutex-blog]

What do you want? I might have some at my place.

[hand-yandy-blog]

“Okay but how hot are we talking here? Because depending on the level he was on will help decide if you should be embarrassed about being caught or not.”

[hmutex-blog]

“Like Zayn Malik hot––– maybe even Ryan Gosling hot. But then he had that boy next door look too, you know, that made me feel like we’d have really hot, trying to be quiet sex.”

[hmutex-blog]

“There was this really hot guy at the store today and I growled at him, right? And like, I wasn’t going to be embarrassed but then his grandma was with him and she saw me... She saw me growling at her grandsons ass.”

[ohperffkyler-deactivated2015072]

I don’t know about that, alcohol causes hormone imbalances and that’s what causes ache and–and none of that really matters, does it?

[hmutex-blog]

But... alcohol.

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I swear, I am beyond stressed and I’m pretty sure it’s making me break out.

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[hmutex-blog]

Do you know what you need? Alcohol– and lot’s of it.

[jesperfahey]