just like you said it should be

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[ho0lee0h]

Scheduled post 1/20/2014

I scheduled this post for ten years from now. Will people still be using Tumblr? I wonder. Will I still be alive? Will I be married and have kids like I plan? Will I be in love?

[lavidaextraordinaria]

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

[frenchshower]

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

[thepioden]

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

[sarah-mcelroy-deactivated202601]

[femonologue]

What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

[optimysticals]

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

[alessariel]

@brainsforbabyjesus

[brainsforbabyjesus]

okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.

Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).

We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.

[digitaldiscipline]

The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).

This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.

[violent-darts]

OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*

[ho0lee0h]

anxiety: hey its time

me: for what

anxiety: its time

me: ?????????

anxiety: :)

me: ????????????????????????????????????????????

[ho0lee0h]

Everything is about people. Everything in this life that's worth a damn. It couldn't be just me. It shouldn't be just you.

The Walking Dead

[catsbeaversandducks]

On The Internet, Nobody Knows You’re A Cat

(All photos via Reddit and Imgur. Please click on each photo for individual credit.)

[laughingsquid]

Cat Helps Man Pull a Cable Through a Hole

[ho0lee0h]

Todo en el planeta es un juego Una cosa pasajera Todos terminamos igual Todos terminamos muertos Verdad?

Pele

[ho0lee0h]

Psychedelic Cumbias

Currently listening to psychedelic cumbias from Peru on Spotify. Yea, I feel great.

[ho0lee0h]

Now, I don't think that space can fix what's wrong with us. We're a dream that's dead. I doubt that I will ever stop loving you, but it's over now. I gotta let you go. Completely. Forever.

Olivia Moore, iZombie

[ho0lee0h]

You know, I get paid stupid money to put my face on things. On occasion, I snowboard in the Olympics and the X games, but my face is my passion.

iZombie

[ho0lee0h]

That's the thing about pain. Really feeling it doesn't make it stop. It just shows you you're still alive

iZombie

[ho0lee0h]

Great year

I've successfully raised enough money to start a music program at a local school who couldn't afford it, created a little black box theater and received a donation of a grand piano for it, successfully completed the first concert with the kids and their parents, and have raised enough funding for another year of music lessons at the school! My life has never been so busy but it couldn't be better :)

[ho0lee0h]

HBO Now is pretty cool.

[ho0lee0h]

It’s hard to believe it’s been a year.

[japandreams]

[sixpenceee]

For make these dishes, click here

OMG

[laughingsquid]

‘Taking Pictures’, A Delightful Computer-Animated Short Film About Love Through the Lens of a Camera

[mabelmoments-blog]

[thefrogman]

[Ilya Naymushin]