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All 7 boys at once ;)) Hi, I'm Helin, but most call me hoelin cause I'm a hoe for BTS and of course, memes.

[oppamansae]

Endgame | 10

Plot: In chess, winning is everything – unfortunately, it is never easy. Y/N knew that as soon as she was ordered to assassinate the ruler of Seoul’s wealthiest mob empire, Park Jimin. The real question was: would she be able to survive this twisted game, all while keeping her identity a secret?

Pairing: BTS Maknae Line x Reader

Genre: Angst, mafia au!, Gang au!

Warnings: grief, drugs, mentions of death, implied eventual smut; mature content

Notes: Listen to ‘the truth untold’ for this chap. <3 Send me all the asks. Sad asf,, all throughout. 5.5k Words

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[oppamansae]

talk about yoongi 🌼

Yoongi is amazing. That’s a really simple sentence, but let’s go into DETAIL about what I mean by the word ‘amazing’. 

Min yoongi went and did what he LOVED despite not being fully supported. If you ask me, that is the most inspiring thing. Following your dreams, at this point in time, is a very brave thing to do.

He might seem a little cold and hard to break, but he is actually so caring towards the rest of BTS. He bought Jungkook and Taehyung ice cream and came in like “:D kids hyung bought you ice cream!”

A multitalented king. He can produce, rap, SING, act. The stage is his domain and you can SEE it. THE MAN GLOWS.

He openly discussed about mental illness – a taboo topic in Korea – in his mixtape, and about HIS journey with it. 

On the topic of AgustD, he talked about his story. He built on that instead of going towards the route of other rappers these days/ making something controversial. 

“I like puppy.”

He holds hands whenever he feels like he’s about to fight with Taehyung. Without hesitation. Just,,, holds hands when Taehyung starts to get mad at him and if that isn’t the SOFTEST thing.

When he acted angry for the highlight reels, behind the scenes he said “I have never raised my voice at anyone before.” so ya’ll ppl who think of him as ACTUALLY being this demon with a low temper, yeah you wrong.

Honestly if I went on about how great and wonderful Min Yoongi is, this would take AGES. I cannot stress enough about hOW much I love this man. He is a gift to this planet and we do not deserve him. Give him all the respect. I hope he is happy and healthy right now. <3

[apgujeon]

yoongi has his own live background music

+bonus:

[bambamisaboomyinmypants]

Jimin: What is the height of stupidity?

Jungkook: I dunno. Hey, V-hyung, how tall are you?

Taehyung: Same fucking height as you, bitch.

[bambamisaboomyinmypants]

Taehyung: Guys, I think it's time I got Yeontan a dog trainer.

Jimin: Is it because of all the fans he was barking at and trying to attack at the fansign today?

Jungkook: Yeah, he went completely wild.

Taehyung: *turns to look at Yeontan*

Taehyung: *in a baby voice* Why did you do that, Tan-ah?

Yeontan:

Yeontan: *in a deep voice* They made fun of your mullet and asked you to cut it. Those peasants have to fucking pay.

BTS:

Yeontan:

Jungkook: *whispering to Taehyung* I don't think he needs a dog trainer. He needs an exorcist.

Yeontan: I heard that, you punk.

[taescosy-blog]

一 김남준🌿

[staff]

“Keeping the internet open is critical for us. It powers social movements, and provides a global platform for people of color, LGBTQ folks and the most marginalized communities to tell their own stories, run their own businesses and route around powerful gatekeepers.”—Candace Clement, Free Press Action Fund Campaign Director via @fight4future​

Starting today, June 11, U.S. internet providers will be legally allowed to censor and block websites and apps, and force you to pay extra fees to to access your favorite places online. Your internet sanctuaries, the communities you are part of, the ones you have help build up, could be decimated.

Will it happen today? No. Next week? Probably not. The changes will not be swift. They will come piece by piece. A slow, tempered death to the free and open internet we love.

It doesn’t have to be this way. You can still make a difference, Tumblr. We need the House of Representatives to sign a discharge petition in support of the Congressional Review Act that would force a vote on the floor.

Contact your reps—let them know you support net neutrality.

It’s so easy. Just go to BattleForTheNet.com, fill out the form, and follow their directions from there.

They have an updated widget for you to throw on your websites to urge others to make a difference. You can put it on your Tumblr. Let your followers know what you stand for, encourage them to do the same. It’s so easy to do. Just copy and paste their small line of code right into the customize theme page on the web.

Go, go, go, go. We know you have that passion in you. We’re fighting right alongside you.

[randombtsprincessa]

BANGTAN DRESSING ROOM #42

Me: *Small and Tiny AF* You all are so precious. You need to be protected.

BTS: *Much Bigger and more Muscular* We could literally rip you in half.

Me: …

Me: Protect you emotionally, you dolts.

💀💀 This conversation Happened with one of my friends. I maybe small but I ain’t weak, folks. 💀💀

[vaitaemin]

BTS: *whining* You never show us any love.

Yoongi:

[tobishouist]

the best bangtan bomb is the one where jungkook and taehyung lip sync to given up by linkin park and jimin and hobi are just there eating

[awoongi]

180603 | Anpanman

[yoongislilbutt]

[joonmyun10]

jimin and taehyung are only two months apart but jimin sounds like hes 12 and taehyung sounds like he’s gone through puberty twice and this is why i have trust issues 

[turtlegramps]

seriously and jin is older than yoongi by a year but yoongi looks like he’s been through multiple economic crises and built a home with his bare hands or something idek

[800189-deactivated20190201]

And namjoon and hoseok are only 7 months apart. Namjoon talks as if he’s been reincarnated like 8 times while hobi is still using the \@_@/ emoticon idk

[keepseokjinsafe]

and jungkook is younger than all of them and yet still looks like he can bench press all of them stacked on top of each other

[btshoeokay-deactivated20230226]

I’m glad this exists.

[bambamisaboomyinmypants]

This is the legendary post on tumblr that appears once in a lifetime on your dash so don’t hesitate to reblog it because it is a gift from God

[okeuphemia]

It’s back!!

[bambamisaboomyinmypants]

The blessing has graced us with its presence once more

[garisanee]

[namkooks-deactivated20210523]

one member controlling the others :: fake love choreography

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[girlwithlov]

This fancam wrecked me, ok?

The outfit man, the outfit.

And that gaze. And the masterpiece that is Jung Hoseok.