hobe-bryant @hobe-bryant - Tumblr Blog

Not that I think tumblr is gonna disappear tomorrow or whatever but just in case this site becomes unusable, I am on Bluesky, I will never stop posting

26, Technically Any/All but I like They/Them You may be subject to Star Trek posting at any time Leader of the Miss Whiskey fan club

#reposting this again

necromancelena

sadism is literally cute. its really really cute.

swagophile

Women keep trying to extract my oils

despazito

winonaparadise

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

lillihammerdown

sorry, I made this joke like two weeks ago. Yeah no we're gonna kill you now. Yep, nothing you can do about it, pack it up

winonaparadise

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

i am at animal urgent care with nora, she was wheezing fast this morning and having trouble breathing, they said it looks like fluid in her chest. i'm paying for x-rays cause i don't know what else to do, but i'm gonna need a lot of help making rent after this and i already wrote my landlord the check. please help with anything if you can

@orbis3 on vmo

$0/$1415

suigintou

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

scavengedluxury

Ouffff

casceth

POV: you are about to die 100 times

risk-repeater

this job market is a fucking nightmare

I always forget because I think Ky Kiske is a nerd but Roar of the Spark goes incredibly hard

dragongirlsweetie

this shit is everything to me man. i'm gonna fucking give birth to you

spicyhorror-deactivated20220222

lakemojave

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

iamoutofideas

no 🛩️

transmechanicus

anotha one🛩️

gauntletqueen

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot