The Glööckler of Notre Dame

olaf | 26 years old | virgo | East Frisia | Hamburg, Germany | T1D | public administration | has a degree in politics & linguistics | German, English, Portuguese & Spanish

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[galaxywarp]

[niidsch]

Animal Crossing: Wild World (おいでよどうぶつの森) ✰ 2005

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

WHAT??? LOL

[mtfoss]

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

[luxwing]

Lemme get a little sippy

[bisexualadamparrish]

saw this post & blacked out for 30 minutes & came back to awareness having had created this. the creative urge overtook me.

[oh-they-gongeous]

which Kapp'n is your favorite clothing/outfit wise? its for science im scheming ...

gamecube Kapp'n

wild world ds Kapp'n

city folk wii Kapp'n

new leaf 3ds Kapp'n

new horizons switch Kapp'n

Remaining time: 2 days 4 hours

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[georgedontdothat]

To-cat-ata in B by sympawnies

[kimije]

I wanted someone to play it as soon as I saw it and they delivered

[enki2]

[segamascott]

[electric-ladyland2999]

Everyone in the reblogs saying something along the lines of “facts” but no one’s addressing that this came from a fucking beer company

[segamascott]

:)

[depsidase]

[steampowerednarwhal]

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[xanaxfarts]

Animal Crossing: Wild World (2005)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable