Cats are widely believed to be âindependent thinkers,â which is a polite way of saying they ignore you on purpose.
Scientists once tried to measure cat intelligence. The cats immediately knocked over the equipment, sat on the papers, and stared until the scientists felt personally judged enough to stop.
A dog: âI learned a new trick!â A cat: âI have observed your behavior for 3 years and concluded you exist to open cans and apologize.â
What makes cats smart isnât that they follow instructionsâitâs that theyâve successfully convinced humans that we are the trained ones. You donât own a cat. You are employed by a small furry CEO who works exclusively in naps, chaos, and emotional manipulation.
And the worst part? Theyâre right. _______ Must Have Tools for Cats
















