Let me tell you there are people out there that think Hobie wouldn't smoke weed because doing so is a 'black stereotype'
They think he wouldn't smoke weed because he's 'too aware' and woke for that and he would never want to be dazed out and intoxicated
They will believe this - even the guy has said it himself that he gets intoxicated
10,001 fics of Hobie at a pub drinking it's cool but then there's a couple of him smoking some trees and it's 'hate when ppl reduce him to a stereotype 😪'
I know these statistics are American but the guys from 1978 or something
let's be real here let's be ever so real
if he admits to drinking what convinces you smoking is out of the picture?? do you really think he'd think weed is worse than liqour??
The only alternative I'll accept is he's one of those people that gets anxious while he's high
Cause it's funny to think of Hobie taking a singular hit then being like 'nah bruv that shit is scaring the hell outta me 😩 fuck is my heart racing for'
Reader having to help Hobie chill out cause he got SO HIGH his spider sense started bugging out so now he's laying on the ceiling face down doing deep breathing exercises
And the reader is like 'see that's what you get for trying to hit the bong like that'
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