im passing into the abyss, scoob

[sushiisiu]

ily (avaliable as a print in my pinned)

[transmantraut]

MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR

[wayneradiotv]

this is the new crown jewel of breaking bad edits

[i-merani]

[petecampbellismyspiritanimal]

[kiefbowl]

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

[twisted-little-fairy-story]

#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life

[xiiiwayfinders]

[stromcuzewon]

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

[thatdisasterauthor]

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

[1five1two]

'Chase Bank Hit With A Space Laser'. Alex Schaefer. 2024.

[energyprison]

honestly having a brother is a lot like just knowing some guy

[kushblazer666]

[hrgifs]

Heated Rivalry 1.01 // 1.06

[shut-up-gwen]

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

[kiramisuuu]

Shane, 7 years later: I have figured out that you like me.

[therozanov]

Connor Storrie as Ilya Rozanov | HEATED RIVALRY 1.06

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

I love that Shane is surprised about Ilya’s jealousy about Rose. He only knows about Ilya macking on that girl in the club. He didn’t see his man go full bisexual terminator before that. He didn’t hear the Kill Bill siren going off in his head. He didn’t see Ilya staring at himself in the mirror wishing he could cease to exist.

[nonetoon]

How am I supposed to relax and play video games when the lamp-that-always-looks-suspicious is here

[nonetoon]

What do you want from me man

[hrgifs]

shane's hands in ilya's hair (for @madevampselle)

[hillerska-official]

Very hard to scroll tumblr on the bus in the current fandom climate (the hockey players are sucking each others dicks every other post)