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The whole “queer actors playing queer roles” discussion is the reason check please hasn’t been live actioned yet btw they’re trying to hire queer actors but they can’t find an authentic twink to play Eric Bittle who wouldn’t shatter like glass after the first choreographed check. Heard they might get a skinny butch from Portland to cross dress for the role.

#STOP STOP STOP #LMFAO

halfabreath

More 2026 Check, Please! Headcanons:

Every character has now played pickleball and they’re all extremely competitive about it

Holsom are not invited to office karaoke nights because both of them get Weird About Holster Singing Chappel Roan

2020 fully radicalized Dex and he’s a Union guy now

Lardo and Shitty are the Kitchen Table Polyamorous Menaces of their neighborhood

Holster’s into crypto (derogatory)

Ollie and Wicks have a show on the Magnolia Network

Chowder has won the Stanley Cup 3 times

Bitty is in a feud with the James Beard Foundation

Nursey is published and terrorizes BookTok

Whiskey is okay :)

#bitty james beard feud is so real

zimms

jack "intricate rituals" zimmermann

seetheholidaylights

theyre going to make jack zimmermanns career path real

#doing this before they make the show so we can retcon that what jack did is legal #thank you ncaa

biblionerd07

Jack Zimmermann saw Shane sitting up in the middle of the night stewing over cap space and team rivalries and nodded along. Normal.

ohyoufool

guy who's read 10 webcomics: you gotta read check please

guy who's read 100 webcomics: well actually if you go to page 435 of webtoons and read this reverse serialized webcomic with characters made out of word clouds

guy who's read 1000 webcomics: you gotta read check please

omgpoindexter

fellas is it weird to build a stroppy basement dwelling and then never use it

ericbttle

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#back at the asylum

biblionerd07

Jack would’ve been happy to see more focus on hockey and some pre-game rituals (hashtag myrituals) in this episode of Heated Rivalry but he would be AGHAST at the pre-game sex. “Bits, did he even take a nap??? Why did he have sex before the game??? His quads and glutes are going to be worn out already!!! This is why he’s in a scoring slump, Bits!!!” He’s so worked up Bitty has to take him for a walk around the block to calm him down.

zimms

the omgcp tv show has to be a period piece because if bitty had had access to tiktok at samwell, he would never have passed that degree

spending-life-pretending

do yall even care that ngozi ukazu is making tiktoks responding to comments requesting nurseydex content rn. do yall even know what this is doing to me.

#she's really one of the funniest motherfuckers alive #omgcp #ngozi ukazu #ngozi

okjohnrich

Bitty and John meet because they're #SamwellAlums who do a lot of stuff on Youtube, and they cannot fucking stand each other.

I mean, John just thinks Eric is this absolutely fake twink Paula Dean who MARRIED A MILLIONAIRE RIGHT OUT OF COLLEGE. Who does that? Who gets married at like 24? To some Canadian prince? Anyway, Eric Bittle's vlog is cute or whatever, but. Okay—

Is his accent even real?

It's okay if it's fake; John just wants to know.

And when they finally do meet, Bitty has pies. Like endless pies. Where do they come from? John is confused by this. No one should be able to conjure pies from thin air. And Bitty is trying so hard to get John to like him and keeps touching John's forearm while he's talking. He's like an HGTV host on steroids; it's a lot.

And Bitty meets John, and John is really a piece of work. He clearly thinks veeery highly of himself and his position as the cover artist on The New York Review, which is amazing, yes, but. He just kind of sits in the corner sketching and making snide comments and speaks entirely in punchlines. And Bitty appreciates menswear, but he dresses like an extra on Mad Men and has a briefcase? A briefcase. For what? All his important cartoons? And he seems skeptical that Bitty actually likes to get to know people? Has he truly never interacted with someone from south of the mason-dixon line

(And good Lord there's nothing wrong with having a hobby, but Bitty does not care much for cartoons or animation and didn't need the twenty minute lecture on Garfield or Heathcliff or Calvin & Hobbes. He doesn't know which one of those is which.)

lardo and shitty think John is SO annoying because lardo knew art majors like him at samwell, and Shitty KNOWS pretentious rich kids from Boston suburbs—BECAUSE SHITTY IS A PRETENTIOUS RICH KID FROM A BOSTON SUBURB. ("Oh God, this motherfucker was on the bullet??? Fucking kill me. the worst goddamn pricks at our liberal arts institution.")

Hunter meets The Boys is absolutely terrified of the samwell men's hockey team. Sports should be outlawed. They're unnecessary and messy and they inflate the male ego. Gross. She meets Ransom and Holster and is just confused by how LOUD they are. ("They kept trying to get me to chant Samwell with them. And asked where my Samwell pride was? Girl. I went to NYU.")(But Holster starts talking about Broadway—okay, there might be hope yet.)

jack and tyler get on like a campfire

#while we're here #if you're not reading john rich you are missing out big time #omgcp #john rich and the big picture #jack and tyler is so funny